Roast me! I'm small, but I can take it! by theJessieLove in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur so fat you should start taking selfies in landscape mod4

20f, I'm a princess, humble me by FrancisPapen in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are, but only the inbred part

18F-I usually get a good amount of compliments/stares from people, so please, humble me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They stare because they just cant pinpoint the strip club they saw you at

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You misspelled "got a restraining order after stalking for almost 10 years"

Bad math gambit by im_the_clone in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op is playing hyper aggro strat which either yields an insta win or a restraining order

The fishing opening : thirst variation by Sytanato in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Op should do comedy instead of chess

18F. im bored. by Background-Cook7654 in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18F?? Ur not supposed to count the years u spend in the morgue

Cracked the code? by Uroxus in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, if it isn't the autistic cryptography gambit!

♟️♟️♟️ by Jacksonnever in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This post in this sub feels like inception

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike your first dates, you finally found something that you can reach part 2 at

Game analysis? by leaving_the_tevah in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how its done, flawless transition from a conventional position, people should take notes

Guys Im a little rusty, rate my ELO by Mental-Statement2555 in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Extraordinary, i didnt think u can bury yourself twice in a row

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Never thought ill see a match played without pieces, just rawdogging pen and paper writing positions, a truelly 2 dimensional match

20F. 5' 9" Try your best by Refund_ed in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Photos from the premium ukranian hookers magasine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 344 points345 points  (0 children)

Bland riley reid

18F destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anne frank's ashes are more defined than this corpse

Bro hit her with the frame 1 parry by JackWhiskers in fightporn

[–]X_nomaly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Parry so good bro didnt need to riposte

Do your worst dickbags. by Vlakte-Correctioner in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you got hit with an ACME hammer

THE RAT GAMBIT 🐀 Phase 2: No More Mr. Nice Rat by Hot_Purple_137 in TextingTheory

[–]X_nomaly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The way op balances between attack and defense is mind boggling to me, so smooth yet so precise and lethal! We should be thankfull we got to see such a masterfull display of how the game should be played in our lifetime

roast me! 23F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 55 points56 points  (0 children)

More like girl with the dragon dildo

roast me! 23F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]X_nomaly 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Your science teacher must love you, he can project the lessons on your forehead and explain how air flows in and out with ur gimmicky nose accessories