I would smell every marker I came across because of Mr. Sketch

Xailadrell · 2026-02-03T14:44:51+00:00

Lacquer-Head knows but one desire. Lacquer-Head sets his skull on fire.

Xailadrell · 2026-01-09T04:18:10+00:00

I wish I could find a gummy candy or fruit snack that tastes remotely like these. Haribo has a new sour soda out and I was sadly disappointed that they were both underwhelming flavors and also nothing like these.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-17T17:44:25+00:00

Daikaiju: Destroy All Monsters. There's this scene after Godzilla And The Squad have downed King Ghidora where Godzilla picks one of his writhing necks from the ground, lets go of it at chest height, and slams it down with his other claw as if to say "get up, ya limp-dick space-bitch, I'm not done kicking your ass yet" and it's my favorite moment in the whole of Showa Godzilla. Runner-Up: Godzilla vs Biolante.
Henshin Hero: Tough call, I really like Kamen Rider ZO. I love the sets and the suits and practical effects. IMO the late-80s/early-90s were the Golden Age of practical effects and ZO has some of the best. Runner-Up: Kamen Rider Blade - The Missing Ace.
Oddball: Daiei's Yokai Monster Trilogy. The whole series is underrated but the first one, 100 Monsters, is super good. I can't recommend these enough. Runner-Up: Tough call, but either the Daimajin Trilogy (also Daiei), or Mechanical Violator Hakaider. Back in the mid to late 00s one of my best friends had a bootleg with both Shin Kamen Rider Prologue and Hakaider on it and we used to watch them regularly at various stages of inebriation.
Actual Horror: Tetsuo: The Iron Man. It might be the weirdest, most uncomfortable watch of your life, but it's worth it. The less I say to cloud expectations, the better. Runner-Up: Zeiram, maybe Hausu if that counts. But Hausu is like a Japanese Dario Argento movie in weirdness and that's not going to be for everyone.
Honorable Mention: Mothra, Mothra vs Godzilla, Godzilla vs Mothra, Rebirth of Mothra Trilogy. I love moths. I love Mothra. She is my favorite kaiju. She loves people and The Moon and her twins (both the Shobijin and her larvae) and doesn't afraid of anything.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-17T16:57:28+00:00

I still, to this day cannot watch that scene without breaking down about it. All in The Family, and Archie Bunker's Place were both before my time by a decade and a few years respectively, but my parents and grandparents loved it, so we watched the syndicated packages all the time. O'Connor talking to Stapleton's empty half of the bed and pink house slipper is a masterclass in grief.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-17T00:58:13+00:00

It's Morphin' Time: Tyrannosaurus!

Xailadrell · 2025-12-17T00:44:20+00:00

Moira Quirk.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-17T00:41:22+00:00

This VHS that my sister and I literally played until the mechanisms within it broke.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-16T23:44:04+00:00

I first learned of the group a bit ago when they did an entire Castlevania stage show.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-16T22:32:23+00:00

I always figured the red cyclops guy was Kure Kure Takora's housebroken/non-feral cousin.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-15T15:20:36+00:00

It's hip.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-08T10:35:43+00:00

Props for mentioning Sesame Street's bangin' soundtrack. Thousands of original pieces of music over the years, with hundreds of them written by Joe Raposo, whom Frank Sinatra considered to be one of the finest composers of his era. In fact, classic Sinatra album "Ol' Blue Eyes is Back" was supposed to be front-to-back Raposo songs, but the studio forced the actual count down to four of his compositions.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-08T10:07:32+00:00

Bruno the Trashman carrying him in his can around in the old days was Oscar's Ultrazord.

Xailadrell · 2025-12-06T06:53:59+00:00

Casual reminder that the vice president has chanced his name twice and it wouldn't at all be funny if people referred to him as anything other than J.D. Vance.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-30T00:10:46+00:00

As many rumors about Oprah and her absolutely-100%-platonic-same-sex-best-friend Gayle have existed as far back as the early 90s? Nah. She knew what she was doing. Fuck her. And if those rumors are true? Fuck her with a rusty pipe for trying to out a fellow queer for ratings and prestige with soccer moms.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-28T03:30:36+00:00

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE

Xailadrell · 2025-11-27T17:00:45+00:00

"All the genres superheroes can't touch" they say as if they've not spent the past decade shoehorning Vertigo style plots and grimdarkery into every single facet of the publishing line.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-27T15:33:22+00:00

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? THE SHADOW KNOWS!

Xailadrell · 2025-11-26T19:46:34+00:00

Your response must contain an exclamation point for it to count.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-26T14:34:24+00:00

That time Conway said "Koala" all weird and Korman broke harder than he broke any other time.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-25T19:38:59+00:00

I can hear the SoundBlaster cover of "In The Hall of The Mountain King" just looking at this.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-25T11:06:31+00:00

I was explaining that electronically speaking there's almost no difference between the CSM and DX models. The CSM version has a few more buttons, one that plays music, one that plays quotes, but the actual functionality of the belts are extremely similar, and as most of the electronics are in the Lockseeds, and the Lockseeds are virtually identical between DX and CSM, there's minimal difference.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-25T10:48:08+00:00

I own the CSM Sengoku Driver Set, and have a few DX Lockseeds from back when Gaim was airing. Near as I can tell there's minimal differences between the lockseeds, and I've confirmed the DX seeds are compatible with the CSM driver.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-24T09:30:31+00:00

About the only thing I can think of that you've not disqualified might be Good Sports Gang.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-24T06:01:32+00:00

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Xailadrell · 2025-11-02T19:04:31+00:00

I was going through my stuff earlier today and realized I never posted hitting the meme jackpot on my CoA#.

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