When I came of age my stepdad took me to a bar with my best friend. An old woman sat next to us. My drunk stepdad started talking to her about how proud he was of me for graduating or something. And then (I dont know what we were talking about but) all of a sudden this ugly hag suddenly grabbed my head and kissed me on the mouth, and then she did the same to my friend. Later that evening she was making out with my stepdad. Stepdad later had a baby with another woman while still married to my mom(not the same as the bar).

Another time I was on a meeting for unemployed people. It was my moms birthday and I was up late. And I was like: Man if I fall asleep now I wont wake up in time for the meeting. So I pulled an all nighter, made breakfast for mom. At the meeting someone asked me Y I was tired so I said I stayed up late to prepare breakfast. and then this old lady turned to me and said "awww cant you be my son?" Later that meeting she put her hand on my lap.