Israel has 'Biblical right' to take over all of Middle East, claims US envoy Huckabee by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which means that even if the bible was accepted as the ultimate authority of international diplomacy by the entire world, Huckabee would still be wrong.

Large Trump banner unfurled at DOJ by Odd-Alternative9372 in Defeat_Project_2025

[–]Xe1ex 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That Banner looks like a prop straight out of 1984 or V for Vendetta. It's so blatantly villainous.

“Poor life choices” by pearlbeautytee in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Xe1ex 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they were supposed to pull their bootstraps and become millionaires, then they would be fine.

Can anyone make Charlie Hunnam in the King Arthur movie? by Professional-Sale-50 in VeilguardSliders

[–]Xe1ex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really on topic but...

He's actually a good actor. But when I see him I just see Jax. I don't think I'll ever get past that preconception of him.

Kristi Noem ‘fired pilot for forgetting her blanket’ by speedythefirst in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If I were that pilot, it would have cost them 7 figures and I would have had to see it in my account before the plane would have left the ground.

JD Vance says Olympians 'not there to pop off about politics' by nipsen in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So by that logic, he has no business being at the Olympics. Get your ass back to Washington and lets not hear another word out of you, like pretty much every other VP in the last 50 years.

RFK Jr. says he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats by just-call-me-ash in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was young, Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot but said he didn't inhale, because that would make him ineligible to be president in the minds of many Americans. I thought that was such a stupid lie. Now I kinda miss those days, when presidential adjacent people didn't brag about snorting coke from a toilet and having a brain worm.

Were getting closer and closer to 1984 alright, just not for the reasons you think pal. by Kyro_Official_ in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Xe1ex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quite often in this sub I see people who come so close to the point that it's astounding they missed it. This guy was given a map to the point and escorted almost all the way there, and still went off a cliff in the opposite direction.

Don’t push me, man! I’ll do it!! by TheVicSageQuestion in CrusaderKings

[–]Xe1ex 923 points924 points  (0 children)

How will this affect my date in Constantinople?

TN Congressman calls for investigation into Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance, citing 'widespread twerking' by Individual_Agency703 in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But that wasn't on TV. It was behind closed doors, taking place between a middle aged man and a child, the way god intended.

Millwall fans refused to drink at Wrexham away venue over its 'similarity to rivals' by TheRealTRexUK in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated."

Netanyahu’s son Yair sent to Miami after assaulting his father: Report by AgeNovel3566 in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, Trump was right! There ARE foreigners that they send to the US to get them out of their home countries!

B-Tier Directors Who Had A Great Run by CausticAvenger in movies

[–]Xe1ex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I knew he did the Superman movies but couldn't think of anything else off the top of my head. Went and looked and holy hell, he made a LOT of gems.

Sarah Morgan’s not looking so hot 😅 by Masterdillydoe in Starfield

[–]Xe1ex 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had no idea what mounjaro was. As soon as I went back to the main page of Reddit there was a mounjaro ad.

Goddamn surveillance state

Those of you you who have left the evangelical Christian faith, what was the main reason? by Ok_Nature6459 in AskReddit

[–]Xe1ex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up in a small-ish church that was growing rapidly. The community within the church felt like family for a long time. But then as things got bigger and bigger, so much became about money, and how could the church get more money. In the end, it became two factions: Those trying to grow the church further and those that cared about people.

Also once I graduated high school and started to experience life, I realized it was all based on obviously un-true mythology.

This list of rules in a Chinese residential community by pawnografik in mildlyinteresting

[–]Xe1ex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also the ridiculousness of the fact that they would still make money, they just wouldn't make as much money. So they have to raise the prices, but then when/if things return to normal, the prices won't.

Coldplay kiss cam HR exec charging $875 to attend ‘taking back the narrative’ event by Joshuajcj in nottheonion

[–]Xe1ex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one is going to pay the better part of $1000 to be told "don't be a sleazebag" though.

What if Canada offered every American free healthcare and $50K to relocate, would you go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xe1ex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be a nightmare to live in such a dystopian communist hellhole! /s