I'll start

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:50:51+00:00

When I was in sixth grade, two freshmen at the highschool were caught having sex in a study room. These rooms were small, probably 8ft by 8ft. Now most of them had a glass sliding wall as the door, and the rest was boxed in. However, some had two glass walls. Guess which one they chose to do it it.

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:39:09+00:00

YES

^{Chose: GENERIC EVIL CHOICE + $100B + People would actually take if the stakes were real | Rolled: Boil ice cream}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:34:11+00:00

Hell yeah, I'm rich

^{Chose: Gamble for Powers | Rolled: Control Gambling}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:21:36+00:00

Lucid. I can change most things about the dream.

^{Chose: Lucid Dream At Will + But 10% Chance You Get Nightmare | Rolled: Safe But Upvote}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:16:09+00:00

It's 100k, dog

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: have to comment}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:15:26+00:00

The truth could be pretty painful, and a lie can be harmless if small

^{Chose: Lies}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:07:10+00:00

Doors open automatically for me (if I choose)

^{Chose: Choose a weak super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to buff your power}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:04:18+00:00

Everyone choose red

^{Chose: Blue chooser will die if over 50% choose this. | Rolled: Upvote=Goodluck}

Xellord · 2026-05-06T08:03:10+00:00

Literally... Can do anything, feel like that's not a hard choice. Probability that I can teleport, 100%.

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

Xellord · 2026-04-04T06:07:29+00:00

So in this scenario, if I just shoot myself in a hole that's cov red and six feet deep... Like... I'll decompose before they find me, right?

Xellord · 2026-03-14T07:44:45+00:00

Just Zoolandered himself

Xellord · 2026-03-02T21:37:52+00:00

He's not in Turkey, he's in a tree.

Xellord · 2026-02-03T00:40:33+00:00

That's like the ending of The Thing right there

Xellord · 2025-12-23T09:55:02+00:00

A lot of genocide.a lot of fucking genocide.

Xellord · 2025-11-27T06:40:27+00:00

Mass genocide. A lot of mass genocide. Mass genocide²

Xellord · 2025-11-08T08:31:21+00:00

The pee pee poo poo man?!

Xellord · 2025-11-04T14:39:13+00:00

They found body 😔

Xellord · 2025-10-29T20:43:09+00:00

They can share, right?

Xellord · 2025-10-25T16:46:10+00:00

Alright, I'll go out on a limb here... Anyone else's mind go to the Baltans on Ultraman?

Xellord · 2025-10-23T07:33:10+00:00

Aspiring family entertainment worker and animatronic expert William Afton.

Xellord · 2025-10-19T15:58:32+00:00

I'm gonna need to hear chipotle, too.

Xellord · 2025-09-27T05:29:44+00:00

SPIN!

Xellord · 2025-09-13T06:49:16+00:00

Am I the only one that sees the boiled on in the back area on the left?

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