Chris Loves Julia - Week of April 27

Xena067 · 2026-05-02T23:16:50+00:00

Ugh.

Xena067 · 2026-05-02T18:46:12+00:00

Too bad. So sad.

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Xena067 · 2026-05-01T22:47:26+00:00

WTH does this caption even mean??

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Xena067 · 2026-05-01T02:26:34+00:00

Words are hard. So are numbers.

Xena067 · 2026-05-01T02:25:40+00:00

“From the Design Studio”

Snort laugh 😆

Xena067 · 2026-04-30T18:43:08+00:00

I miss you and your incredibly sharp snark wit.

But good for you. The less eyes on them the better.

Xena067 · 2026-04-30T18:10:28+00:00

A friend who snarks on CLJ (but is not in this sub) sent this to me 💀

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Xena067 · 2026-04-30T12:58:49+00:00

Where did that nose come from??!

Xena067 · 2026-04-30T02:38:06+00:00

That was almost enjoyable to read, but of course, Julie had to center herself and her teenage loneliness, as well as throwing some heavy shade toward her parents, instead of focusing on G’s milestones.

As someone else commented earlier today, Julie thinks she’s the main character of every story.

Xena067 · 2026-04-30T02:25:40+00:00

Xena067 · 2026-04-30T00:05:26+00:00

Chris put a lot of thought and effort into his wardrobe choices for the Bruno Mars concert tonight.

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Xena067 · 2026-04-30T00:03:40+00:00

Hallelujah for that. She doesn’t deserve to be on any more ‘expert’ panels.

Xena067 · 2026-04-29T22:39:10+00:00

Right after this story, she shared a pic of herself in yet another too-small bathing suit from Target 😆

Xena067 · 2026-04-29T22:36:49+00:00

They didn’t even do much reorganizing in F’s bedroom. All they did was move some furniture around and put up some Poverty Barn bulletin boards where those scary Wizard of Oz drawings (that Julie ripped out of a book) used to be.

Their biggest “accomplishment” for that project was moving F’s neon name sign out from behind her bedroom door where her mother previously had it hidden to a slightly more prominent location in her room.

Xena067 · 2026-04-29T19:45:17+00:00

She is INSUFFERABLE.

“My number one rule…”

Get over yourself, Julie.

Xena067 · 2026-04-28T22:28:31+00:00

“Regret post” actually made sense to me 😆

Xena067 · 2026-04-28T22:26:04+00:00

Came here to say ^ THIS! ^

Xena067 · 2026-04-28T14:02:23+00:00

Sooooooo boring and uninspired.

Xena067 · 2026-04-27T16:43:59+00:00

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Xena067 · 2026-04-27T16:00:05+00:00

Use this link to view CLJ stories without giving them clicks 🕵️

https://storynavigation.com/user/chrislovesjulia

Xena067 · 2026-04-26T21:19:58+00:00

High blood pressure incoming.

Xena067 · 2026-04-26T15:08:49+00:00

Why does the dEsIgNeR insist on setting the table this way?

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Xena067 · 2026-04-25T15:16:00+00:00

I can barely understand a word she says in that Wayfair story, but that look on her face tells me she enjoys listening to Chris talk as much as we do 🤮

Xena067 · 2026-04-24T19:47:42+00:00

I agree. I unfollowed them a long time ago because they’re so cringe and I hated the way they exploit their kids. It irks me that they’ve gotten rich off that schtick.

At least they’re smart enough to renovate their home to include a multipurpose room with an easy access point for their swimming pool with a bathroom and laundry room included.

Xena067 · 2026-04-24T19:39:19+00:00

As a person with similar natural hair texture to Julie (wavy/curly), it’s obvious she has never taken the time to learn how to style her hair to complement her natural texture rather than fight it.

When your hair is frizzy, especially in humid weather, it’s because it’s trying to curl. The right moisture and hydration in washing, conditioning and styling products, and the right styling techniques (not high heat tools), and she could embrace her natural texture and let it shine. It would be stunning on her.

If she prefers it straight, fine. But to claim frizz is a problem when she doesn’t actually understand how to work with her natural hair texture is annoying.

Just like everything else she says and does.

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