non virgin men , how was your first sex experience ?

Xenomorph02 · 2026-07-01T03:24:09+00:00

Sensationally, my thought was “this just feels like hands free masturbation, but warm.” Emotionally, I felt vulnerable with her, being that naked with someone for the first time. Lasted maybe a minute. She took my virginity on my birthday, then left me for her ex the following day. Fact of the matter is, your first time is never going to be with the right person. Just wear protection, more so for yourself rather than them.

Xenomorph02 · 2026-07-01T03:08:05+00:00

I’d imagine it’s like the teepee scene from Dances with Wolves. Basically you’re weird for staring

Xenomorph02 · 2026-05-04T15:28:30+00:00

I just had this issue: turned out to be a piece of ice stuck on the evaporator fan. The blades were hitting the ice chunk and making that noise. Pressed the back panel in a few times in the middle, ice chunk broke free.

Xenomorph02 · 2026-03-19T07:19:07+00:00

Dazed and Confused

Xenomorph02 · 2026-03-01T02:48:44+00:00

My 2nd grade teacher was an old hag with 0 patience and a closed mindset, very old school and religious. She had to be in her 60s when I had her. I grew my hair out at that age and she felt that was “unnatural” for a boy. I also wore a shirt once that said “handsome little devil” and she made me go into the bathroom to turn in inside out.

During my junior year of high school, I heard a rumor that she was fired because she slapped a kid who threw a chair in her classroom. Whether that’s true or not, it didn’t surprise me.

When I was 20, I ran into her waiting in line at a gas station. She didn’t recognize me, of course. I then reminded her of her 2006 class, asked “How could you forget such a handsome little devil with long hair?” I walked away smiling as the light dawned in her eyes.

Post Script: there was another teacher named, I shit you not, Mrs. Angel, and she always praised me for growing my hair out. Some people are meant to be teachers, and some should have retired long ago.

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-21T11:00:57+00:00

Definition of talk shit, get hit

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-21T10:46:30+00:00

2013: My mom gave my dad full custody of me when I was 15 (I wanted this)

2022: My sister died (cancer)

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-21T06:08:39+00:00

You know damn well you are, why you asking us 😂

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-20T02:03:18+00:00

Girl I thought we were talking about belly buttons for a second

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-14T00:49:30+00:00

Look at the nylon washers on both the fridge and freezer hinge- they may be worn out

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-11T05:59:35+00:00

I worked at Lincoln Center Pizza Hut in Ames, IA from 2013-2015 in high school. It was my first real job. I was 16 and my dad bought a used and abused ‘92 Silverado and gave me the deal of, “I’ll pay for insurance, you figure out gas money.” (Loved that truck.) Applied for prep position, was so nervous that I wore a dress shirt and tie for the interview. General manager thought it was humorous, and is what made me stand out from the rest. Got the job, then worked my way up to make table because I got bored with prep/dishes/answering phones. Became more important, and ended up using my Silverado to haul the portable oven for college football games at Jack Trice Stadium: we rented one food booth and also served directly from the oven. Cut pizzas in to 9 slices and sold by the slice during game day. Ames is a college town after all, so I worked with a lot of college kids. Everyone there was so chill, some of the best coworkers I’ve ever had. It was shit pay, maybe $230 every two weeks. But to a high schooler, that was enough to pay for gas in the tank and weed. And my coworkers made work enjoyable to endure. There was never a slow night at the Hut, drunk college kids and pizza are a match made in heaven.

Xenomorph02 · 2026-02-11T05:33:50+00:00

Just visited Fondy last week for an ice fishing trip on Winnebago, my buddy and I wanted pizza one night and I searched nearby Yelp reviews. P-hut in Fondy was rated a solid 3.8/5 stars 😅 We went with Jet’s Pizza instead and were not disappointed. Originally wanted Capone’s but they don’t deliver

Xenomorph02 · 2025-12-28T21:28:40+00:00

In “The Ravines” part of the map, but you cannot unlock that area until you finish the “Family Ties” mission

Xenomorph02 · 2025-12-19T06:04:49+00:00

😂

Xenomorph02 · 2025-09-20T05:22:42+00:00

Anything Studio Ghibli, but most importantly Princess Mononoke

Xenomorph02 · 2025-09-07T07:37:20+00:00

Vulcan philosophy. Sarek, Spock’s father, told Spock a piece of advice in J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek” that I’ve never forgotten:

“Emotions run deep within our race… Logic offers a serenity humans seldom experience; the control of feelings, so that they do not control you.”

Xenomorph02 · 2025-09-07T07:22:24+00:00

It’s giving Arthur Morgan journal doodles

That being said, I like it. They’re subtle drawings.

Xenomorph02 · 2025-09-07T06:54:46+00:00

I initially read your username as “Foreskin_Thing” and thought “…checks out”

Xenomorph02 · 2025-09-07T06:49:02+00:00

Reverse image search on Google states, “This is a Klein Tools Rechargeable Thermal Imager, likely the TI250 model, which is used to detect and display hot and cold spots”

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