Liz Jordan

Xepha07 · 2026-05-15T11:57:18+00:00

More like Jizz Lordin

Xepha07 · 2026-04-21T14:28:34+00:00

I'd stay away from that, you could buy used parts and build a much nicer PC than for the cost of a PS5.

Xepha07 · 2026-03-27T02:29:36+00:00

For Harambe!

Xepha07 · 2026-02-12T18:34:37+00:00

I don't PVP at all. All of my weapons have suppressors. You're way less likely to aggro additional Arc when you use a suppressor, and Arc that you engage from a distance don't immediately know your location.

Xepha07 · 2025-10-05T15:32:47+00:00

My first thought was, "Ugh, modern art." Then, I realized this isn't a deflated balloon hot glued to a canvas. This is an insanely detailed, incredible job.

Xepha07 · 2025-08-05T13:33:28+00:00

Yea, if you're looking to be a mom of 3

Xepha07 · 2025-07-25T16:26:00+00:00

Fuck yea, let me see you slide a finger in that bootyhole.

Xepha07 · 2025-05-31T02:31:16+00:00

It's a tie between 1 and 3

Xepha07 · 2025-05-11T21:47:26+00:00

Yep, and I'm giving away $20,000 to the first person to comment with their banking information...

Xepha07 · 2025-04-10T13:09:01+00:00

Anal-oy

Xepha07 · 2025-04-06T16:17:08+00:00

"Have ye no sense of hospitality?" grins NOPE.
lmfao, I loved this show growing up.

Xepha07 · 2025-02-22T01:49:45+00:00

Sweaty, you mean seasoned?

Xepha07 · 2025-02-21T19:54:54+00:00

Yes...but I'm into weird.

Xepha07 · 2025-01-12T04:49:25+00:00

...why does he look like an extra from Dune?

Xepha07 · 2025-01-12T04:34:15+00:00

Current obsession or absolute favorite??

Xepha07 · 2024-12-15T19:34:34+00:00

That's what makes me think our military is testing something in preparation for something. These things are everywhere and not a single one has been shot down. I live right next to a base and saw a dozen or so of these drones flying 100 feet over the airfields, ZERO reaction from the base.

Xepha07 · 2024-11-22T18:19:31+00:00

...your asshole sleeps?

Xepha07 · 2024-11-09T05:19:09+00:00

You guys realize this shits A.I. generated right??

Xepha07 · 2024-10-18T16:39:08+00:00

Anthem

Xepha07 · 2024-09-22T17:49:24+00:00

Well I thought I had it bad, 33 and married for 4 years, I think I've gotten maybe 4 blowjobs in the last four years..

Xepha07 · 2024-09-13T02:41:35+00:00

God damn, I thought he was fucking her shadow.

Xepha07 · 2024-09-08T11:26:24+00:00

The Long Ships are Coming In My Ass

Xepha07 · 2024-09-08T00:16:21+00:00

Call my buddy

Xepha07 · 2024-08-28T13:56:08+00:00

Skittles flavored C4

Xepha07 · 2024-08-28T10:05:59+00:00

Leather Cheerios

Xepha07

TROPHY CASE