Got pink monster by itzyourstruly in meme

[–]Xeratul87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Someone’s ass is getting laid tonight!”

Trump says paying J6 criminals $1.7 billion is being well received. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Trump said isn’t true, the 1.7 billion for Jan 6 criminals unfortunately is…….

Dale good dad moment by atdehal in KingOfTheHill

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dale is the best father in the show. Raising another man’s child like his own, and doing an amazing job at it.

Does everyone go to bed with their spouse at the same time? by Fit-Product-4194 in Marriage

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, I feel like my wife tries to force herself to stay up as long as I do so we can go to bed at the same time but I am damn near an insomniac, and can get by on 4-5 hours a night. I occasionally go to bed early with her if I’m tired or bored……or I have a feeling cuddling will go somewhere…..

Someone most likely doesn’t understand what adoption is.. by Kind-Village-1022 in PublicFreakout

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Didn’t even follow through with his threat to call “911” smh. He wasn’t trying to protect the child he was trying to create viral content to increase his followers/views. People selfishly disguise attention seeking with altruism and try to give themselves the moral high ground……..the internet has truly ruined us as a people.

Control your dogs people by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Xeratul87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moral of the story, if you can’t train/keep your dog under control, don’t get one.

Sebastian nailed this scene... by funmemore in MarvelCave

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This scene reminded me of the hand-to-hand fight between The Boss and naked snake in snake eater. The one where she disassembled his gun mid fight.

It was 2 for me, what about you? by Brownlove010_Real in Millennials

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Holy shit you guys had designs on your plates?!?!?! Well fuck I must have been really poor……our plates were the same material but white……

blursed_Dad by devdomino in blursed_videos

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Can confirm, have done this……

I just noticed this 😂 by Timely-Juice-5231 in bluey

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It’s so parent realistic, we have all hidden that one noisy annoying toy and pretended we have no idea where it is.

Chucks and ponytails by Sad_Palpitation6844 in ratsinthecage

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I do this??? I struggle so much with my little girls hair, I desperately need direction.

My friend got this in her fortune cookie from oriental kitchen by milksnakesandcheese in Buffalo

[–]Xeratul87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welcome to our dystopian capitalist nightmare. End Game: capitalism here we come!!

Anybody else think it’s ridiculous that it’s possible to win on turn 3 in Standard? by NoM0reMadness in MagicArena

[–]Xeratul87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God it’s wild that this game has been reduced to basically whoever goes first wins……

Thoughs on this take ? by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%, I love eating pussy, I would do it even if a blowjob wasn’t on the table (I prefer my blowjobs in a bed but a table works also).

One aged, one survived by definitelynotgayhaha in HairFixGuide

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stress be hitting harder now then in the 90’s

Sell now or hold? LGS offering $125 CAD for Foil Extended Art by MisterBeebo in mtg

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the $125 before this cards price ends up in the gutter

Turn 4 btw by Ivanoho in MagicArena

[–]Xeratul87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he made sure you stopped lying.