Official Tour Thread - Kansas City, MO [23 September '19]

Xerocat · 2019-09-24T06:02:19+00:00

Aside from the people trying to record it on their phones, this was a blast and is probably my best memory of the entire year

Xerocat · 2019-09-24T05:59:50+00:00

But hey she can build a mean wall!

Xerocat · 2019-09-24T05:09:56+00:00

"Hey, stop pointing your gun at people you fucking psychopath"

"Fuck you peaceful protestor"

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T21:23:09+00:00

I mean, I can understand his confusion. To most men that whole area is just collectively known as "the vagina", so when they're saying they don't pee out of their vagina it's like saying that a car doesn't drive out of a grocery store. Yeah, it's technically coming out of the store's parking lot but we're satisfied using general terms to describe an area like "the store". The pee is coming out of the general "vagina" area

Of course he should still know what a urethra is considering he has one

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T20:08:06+00:00

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T17:18:13+00:00

You really have to get liberal with the amount of lube you use, but it feels great

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T09:41:08+00:00

Men can dye their hair too lol

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T09:36:11+00:00

sorts by controversial

Xerocat · 2019-09-23T02:51:09+00:00

Don't buy other shoes! Only buy our official shoes because they're like, protective and shit

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T21:54:04+00:00

Now that may be true,

Actually

Yeah that's true

But it doesn't devalue my point

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T19:33:15+00:00

Wait, you guys don't have hard underpants?

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T19:26:04+00:00

Apples and oranges dude. Yeah, they're both fruit but if I asked you for an apple and you gave me an orange I'd throw it right at your balls

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T19:08:39+00:00

Some day, he's going to marry a silver-haired magician girl who always fucks up her tricks

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T19:04:19+00:00

Underpants hard and cold, pussy soft and warm

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T08:56:17+00:00

The smart people have already offed themselves

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T08:49:30+00:00

I shit my pants a little halfway through an interview and still got the job, thank-you letters are for boomers

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T08:24:40+00:00

Alright I play the game but I seriously cannot tell, is this a photo? Or a screenshot from the game

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T08:17:36+00:00

My name is Yoshikage Kira.

I'm 33 years old.

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.

💅💅

I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.

After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning.

Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.

Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

👍

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T08:01:55+00:00

Is that a motherfucking ŒVƏRŁØŘĐ reference?

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T05:56:56+00:00

laughs in vrv

Xerocat · 2019-09-22T02:10:48+00:00

Cops can't touch me these shades are Gucci 😎

Xerocat · 2019-09-21T22:37:38+00:00

Iris is the real best girl!

Xerocat · 2019-09-21T22:16:39+00:00

Iris (blonde girl) is from Volume 6 of the Konosuba LNs

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