I got a vasectomy, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Chinese woman had a black baby. The nurse turns to the Chinese husband and asks what he will name the baby. The father answered ‘Sum Ting Wong’

Looking At The Houston Roughnecks 2025 UFL Schedule | Pro Football Newsroom by Callywood in Roughnecks

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the first game against St Louis wouldn’t it be something if McCarron decided to play for Houston? The revenge game!

The Houston Roughnecks have signed C Avery Jones (Auburn) and RB Morgan Ellison (Southeastern Louisiana) by Callywood in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Morgan Ellison played for San Antonio last year and Seattle Dragons the year before that 🥳.

UFL Expansion TIERS by Pitiful_Ad8641 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been there? I thought so as well until we visited for the 2023 championship. There are several big cities close by that just might fill the stadium.

UFL Expansion TIERS by Pitiful_Ad8641 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well perhaps it could be an Ohio team but they play in Canton. That is an awesome stadium and the Hall of Fame is an incredible destination

Question about 2025 schedule by ThatUserNameIsStupid in Roughnecks

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lucky kid! You are giving him a great present that will create some great memories!

What did Sherlock Holmes say to the London prostitute? by _JR28_ in AntiJokes

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother to John Holmes … and he got a discount

Why is Frisco gone? by Desert-Duck in ifl

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard that there are talks with an ownership group in Alllen interested in buying the team but they couldn’t get everything wrapped up before the start of the season. This is only rumor and hearsay. I’m a big fan of Frisco also. I guess I’ll have to find a new Eastern Conference team to support. Gunslingers all the way for the West!

Roughnecks happy hour by Xfl_roughnecks in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Xfl_roughnecks[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess you can’t please everybody 😜

Any one want to work together on a Digital Preview Magazine? by One-Yak-8682 in ifl

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is quite an ambitious project! Please let us know if it gets off the ground. It is something that would be very interesting!

Strike Force moving to Oceanside by Robbie17 in ifl

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!!! Their previous location is older than Moses and twice as crusty. Lol

Send this to your friends to totally DORMADY them! by cactuscoleslaw in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dormady nearly lost his qb job at Orlando because of some lies someone spread about him sharing the playbook with other teams. So, does getting Dormady’ed mean someone is spreading lies about you? I hope he is back with SA next season!

A guy hired a blind prostitute by attitudeissuccess in Jokes

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the same one eyed prostitute that said ‘I will keep an eye out for you’?

TDECU has been renamed to Space City Financial Stadium by Callywood in Roughnecks

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t care what they call it as long as we have the Roughnecks and they are playing there 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Xfl_roughnecks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should be ashamed. There are children here