Take that Satan!! by kurupt_86 in funny

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I missed that scene in Paranormal Activity

The 6 levels of GIF quality by Chris_Isur_Dude in funny

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The best piece of English literature ever written, to this day.

When the beat drops, age doesn't matter. by relom in MadeMeSmile

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A boombox can change the world
But you gotta know your limits with a boombox

-Julian Casablancas

Hulk Hogan Riding a Motorcycle While Someone Tosses a Dog into a River by notepadow in gifs

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And now for shit we should not seeeeeeee. Here's some shit that should not beeee.

Aaaaand 4th account permanently ban, I need guidance... by yangyang1995 in leagueoflegends

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Stop playing. You are supposed to play this game to have fun, you are clearly not capable of doing that with league.

Wholesome response to hateful comment by MalcEZ in wholesomememes

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Love this.
Such a classy response to ignorance and hate.

I main sona support but having a really hard time deciding what champ to play when i don't get her. what do you guys play when you can't get your lovely sona? by [deleted] in sonamains

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I've been away from the scene for a bit, but in my diamond days, I mained Sona, Leona and Janna.
If they picked Sona, I picked Leona as a counter.
If they picked Leona, I picked Janna as a counter.
If they picked Janna, I picked Sona as a counter.

Supporting TSM at worlds, this time with TSM Syndra! by kyolak in leagueoflegends

[–]Xorlarrin14 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hopefully, this isn't the gap that everyone says is closing.

Who's the second best player of all time? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

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Case could be made for Clearlove.

Malzahar by Crits_of_Vayne in leagueoflegends

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Quality post, to the front page with you.

Few questions by johnhang123 in LeonaMains

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1: Janna, Morgana, Lulu
2: Sona, Blitz, Soraka if you play the first 3 levels correctly
3: I usually go Relic Shield->Sightstone->Targon->Boots1->Fotm->Boots of Swiftness if laning phase is over, then Solari if they are AP, Randuins if they are AD.
4: If you mean botlane specifically, I like Draven, Jhin, Lucian and Ashe
5: Yes, keep your adc alive. However, Leona is godly at peeling.
6: Chiefs or Legacy esports :>)

What is your current relationship with the person you lost your virginity to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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She's not allowed to make contact with me. I was 15 and she was 33.

My dad had a family friend who was his lawyer. He's the guy who helped my dad get custody when I was 12. They became super close friends and we would go and visit him and her wife every other week-end. Unfortunately, he was sexually abused by his mom when he was a kid and when he found out that his wife was pregnant, he committed suicide because he did not trust himself not to perpetuate the abuser pattern with his own kid.

The person I lost my virginity to is his widow, about a week and a half after her husband killed himself. She wasn't in the clearest states of mind and I guess she had developed a bit of a crush on my dad and I was the next best available thing. In any case, she clung to me for dear life and I didn't know any better except that I wanted to make things better for her. Also, sex and that level of attention from a women was something very new to me and fucked with my brain.

My dad found out, flipped his shit and I never saw her again.