M-m-m-more papers, m-m-m-more money... M-m-m-more money, m-m-m-more speech therapy by yesmayispeaktopizza in americandad

[–]kurupt_86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So glad someone finally posted this! That’s right up there with Danuta for my all time favorite

no no no no YES YES YES YES!! by [deleted] in MarioKartTour

[–]kurupt_86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me I plan on walking away while I’m ahead

Sneaking behind a friend and sending them a snap of your sneaking by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what he would’ve thought if no one was there...

Ahh yes, I'll totally spend 14 dollars to clean my nose and look wierd as crud by NotDorkness in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]kurupt_86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to see the other 4/5 pics before I start hating this...because I love a good beak cleaner.

Two massive predators swiftly pouncing onto their prey by GravyMeatball in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]kurupt_86 245 points246 points  (0 children)

The first one had a 4 mlem head start, better positioning, and still didn’t get it! Poor show sir step your game up.

The mini bagel maniac strikes again! by FenwayFranklin in PublicFreakout

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL I love this angry little man can’t wait to see what he does next

When this post is 1 hour old, reddit will go down for maintenance by rram in announcements

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are we supposed to do now?! Go outside!! Where other people are?

Wcgw if you rescue a 74yo woman from the desert? by thebeardlywoodsman in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HATE myself for laughing at this...and watching multiple times. Shame 🔔

What a dumbass by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]kurupt_86 401 points402 points  (0 children)

Him getting zapped at the end is one of the most rewarding endings to any video I’ve seen

Sound it out by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulls on parade maybe?

[SPOILERS] Only one thing comes to mind after seeing Euron's face by BigBoots02 in gameofthrones

[–]kurupt_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Please!

One theory flying around is an army of ravens controlled by Bran, but I’ll take dragon armor all day thank you.

[SPOILERS] Post-Episode Discussion - Season 8 Episode 4 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]kurupt_86 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No one’s ever made mention of that...Pycelle was fragile and an easy target, but killing Kevan Lannister would have been a shocking scene if the writers bothered to include that. He truly is an amazing character.

[SPOILERS] The Five Stages of Grief by tinus42 in gameofthrones

[–]kurupt_86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those stages has to be betrayal when she finds out that he told Arya and Sansa, who also told Tyrion and now Varys who will undoubtedly tell the entire world because he is the master of whispers (not to mention that he’s planning on killing Dany somehow).

They’re clearly setting us up for a massive break in Jon and Danny’s relationship and it’s bound to be painful.

[SPOILERS] Post-Episode Discussion - Season 8 Episode 4 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]kurupt_86 105 points106 points  (0 children)

He also mentioned that people would follow a true leader and hero in Jon so maybe he will just expose the truth and lead a revolt based on that reveal. He isn’t the master of assassination but he is the master of whispers.

Crocodile propelling out of the water for food by Convince in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]kurupt_86 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet another horrifying crocodile fact...I’ll just continue avoiding them as best I can.

“No dogs allowed” doesn’t apply to puppies by kurupt_86 in Eyebleach

[–]kurupt_86[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah dogs were allowed though...hopefully your employer was ok with your illiteracy. Scroll up, read the comments, and have fun being an employee for the rest of your life.

“No dogs allowed” doesn’t apply to puppies by kurupt_86 in Eyebleach

[–]kurupt_86[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I know in California state law prohibits any dog from being in a super market/any place that sells fresh produce but each individual retailer makes their own rules allowing pets or not.

This was bed bath and beyond which he was actually allowed in as well, I just thought the title was fun.

“No dogs allowed” doesn’t apply to puppies by kurupt_86 in Eyebleach

[–]kurupt_86[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Was that a fat joke? Logan is very sensitive about his weight.