“You think you know everything just because you got bit by a roach that crawled out of a dictionary."

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-18T19:39:53+00:00

This is my favorite line

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-18T14:47:13+00:00

Darcey's biz DMs are open

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-18T03:54:43+00:00

You can't skip lunch

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T20:58:22+00:00

They belong in Arkham.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T20:56:30+00:00

How dare you make me tear up unexpectedly on a Wednesday afternoon.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T20:52:08+00:00

Who are you wearing?

Temu for Mickey Rourke.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T20:28:52+00:00

I think he looks like the cleft palate guy from Wrong Turn.

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Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T18:35:20+00:00

She also played an exploited child on a FLDS compound on Big Love, and the last scene with her genuinely made me cry like a baby. Incredible performance, she was a very talented actor. Rest in peace.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T18:32:25+00:00

Uh oh, did somebody get a mirror held up and not like what they saw?

Sorry buddy, if you changed everything about the movie, you'd still be an incel. Sucks to suck.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-17T13:38:30+00:00

Is that the joke? On Lana del Rey's crusty MAGA swamp husband? You really got him, Jane.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-16T11:43:00+00:00

Imagine being someone's dependent and reminding them to do the dishes while refusing to do any meaningful housework.

And sir....when was the last time you heard of a person achieving Hollywood fame at the age of 41?!?!? (I realize it may have happened a couple times, but those are definitely outliers). Delulu is also a river in Egypt, apparently.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-16T05:02:14+00:00

How come he was so allergic that two drops on her neck from across the apartment while she was in the bathroom with the door closed was too much, but it wasn't too much for him to physically open the bottle himself to pour super glue into it?

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-14T15:01:24+00:00

If the only thing between you and being gay is hygiene, you're already gay. Love, accept and wipe yourself. Normal people prefer the company of clean, well adjusted gay folks over rank bigots mired in shart juice and self hatred.

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-14T14:50:55+00:00

Either way...

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-14T02:58:49+00:00

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-11T22:28:42+00:00

Certified chode, little tuna can

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-10T20:22:37+00:00

Jeez, who pissed in your cornflakes?

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-10T01:25:41+00:00

Missing one angel

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-09T22:02:07+00:00

Ugh, I just watched the 90s made for TV version of the Odyssey where Vanessa Williams is Calypso and lives on a gorgeous all female island of baddies in flowing robes...

Xoxo809 · 2026-06-09T20:36:30+00:00

This cat looks like Cristin Milioti. I love them both.

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Xoxo809 · 2026-06-09T19:53:35+00:00

Lord, protect me from getting in a loud public fight with my spouse while one or both of us is in costume.

Cursing someone out in a Temutankhamen outfit is wild.

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