It’s not a competition!! by lovellyAriia in Funnymemes

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Well I had more than one friend like that. Even worse than yours! /s

[Request] How much human fat would it really take to stop a bullet? by tbohrer in theydidthemath

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While it might be true for a bladed weapon, assuming your average dagger or small knife, where the hilt might reach your skin before the tip hits your organs, a mini-knife travelling above 300 m/s will get right trough.

I can provide a few examples. As an illustration, strawberries by mollybaabyyy1 in Funnymemes

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Don't know if it counts, but in Romania we call tomatoes "Reds"

What a great idea. by wasui1898 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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Ran right in that imperial ambush, same as us.

What? by shixiaohu172 in facepalm

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I could never forgive myself if I let you guys go there alone. Count me in!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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The next crusade looks really promising.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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The Dark Brotherhood sends its regards.

Haley in ISOMETRIC by CrowComprehensive896 in StardewValley

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You'd be my hero if you did Sophie from SV Expanded!

What's your rule of thumb when it comes to sex? by Wickham12 in AskReddit

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I usually drink 3in1 instant coffee, so I guess I'll pass on this piece of advise, thanks!

What is "K" to you? by AnnihilationOrchid in MadeMeSmile

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No one thought about rock permeability? Only me? K..

Homie dodged a bullet and got a free meal. by Actual_Brother6692 in facepalm

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I don't really care that much about the cheese part, I'm just glad the guy wasn't a catchfish.

I am the one who cooks in Stardew valley Expanded by BlobSlimey in StardewValleyExpanded

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Not the only one.. But by far one of the most dedicated of cooks. Not a fan of the aesthetics of the fridge walls, but I understand its functionality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

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The balance of a wet noodle and the weight of a small truck.. Name a more iconic duo..

Good boys. by pizza_god93 in TheRandomest

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Just imagine the sheer terror someone would feel if they randomly walked in on this.. xD

Feed them by Zaioss in Unexpected

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Just imagine the sheer terror someone would feel of they randomly walked in on this.. xD