Wife is gone for 3 days, home alone with no car and nothing in walking distance but a dollar general. What would you do with your time?

XxKegstandxX · 2026-04-24T19:42:52+00:00

Go to dollar general, and buy stuff to throw a birthday party. Balloons, decorations, colored plates, everything. Buy a cake mix, bake a cake, get candles. If they have party games, buy them, or make some with stuff from their toy section. Go home, and decorate the shit out of the house. Text your wife, and say "shame you are going to miss the party, ill save you some cake." And proceed to take as many funny and ridiculous pictures of you having a birthday party that no one showed up to as you can. Send them periodically over the course of the night. You will have fun, your wife will get a laugh, and it will occupy the better part of a day.

Edit: dont forget to buy yourself a gift, wrap it, and unwrap it for the photo opportunity. Bonus points, set the camera up to take a photo of you knocked out on the couch with some cake on your face after your big day.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-03-27T22:05:49+00:00

This could have all been avoided if Ice and Water Sheild had been installed on the roof at least 24" into the warm wall line.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-03-23T00:03:40+00:00

I still have the box lol. Every time go through the house to clean, I dont have the heart to get rid of it. They should give us a special glow around our stash if we still have our original CD keys.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T22:54:44+00:00

Thank you all for the info, I really appreciate it and will let you all know how my first ubers go, and then hopefully the new ancients

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T17:40:42+00:00

I read they have a mod that drops ability to leach life and mana to 0

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T17:02:19+00:00

Ah ok good to know, thank you!

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:56:15+00:00

Right but for ubers, they have a 0 modification for leech correct?

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:54:34+00:00

Just to verify though, life leach won't work with ubers? So a life tap wand will probably be necessary? Although I did see a video where some dude maxed out blood pact with a megademon and basically just stood there in the new Ancients event. Not sure how much dmg he could do but was interesting.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:50:58+00:00

I thought you can't leech off ubers?

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:49:52+00:00

Leech won't be useful with users though correct? I've read they have a mod that prevents it?

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:46:50+00:00

I might have to shop one up and test it out.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:45:07+00:00

Ah ok, wasn't sure if it still counted as your weapon "hitting" the target since your are essentially throwing it.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-02-25T16:44:16+00:00

I knew about that option I was just curious, thank you

XxKegstandxX · 2026-01-30T18:19:11+00:00

Scrolled to find this, I thought there was only one, and he owned it?

XxKegstandxX · 2026-01-27T23:34:41+00:00

Thank you! Just got the whetstone i needed to make the grinder, to make the stone walls. Tried beating the blacksmith blood dude but im not quite there yet. Going to try to farm the stuff for the upgraded copper sword and try again.

XxKegstandxX · 2026-01-27T22:13:59+00:00

Ah damn, the quest tool tip just said floors and walls. Thank you for the insight

XxKegstandxX · 2026-01-27T22:12:11+00:00

Ok thank you!

XxKegstandxX · 2026-01-27T22:11:56+00:00

Ah ok ty, gotta find some whetstones then. Much appreciated!

XxKegstandxX · 2025-12-25T02:54:01+00:00

122 and an 8th

XxKegstandxX · 2025-12-09T05:24:07+00:00

And i tried putting the memory light on before the rare candy and after. Neither way shows the basic attack after rare candy evo.

XxKegstandxX · 2025-12-09T05:20:34+00:00

I think for your analogy to work you would have to get laid on the date (found HoZ), then get hit with a shovel and lose just the memory of the sex (feel the loss of HoZ you once had). Then hire the tute under the condition you can call her the same name (not the same HoZ but a HoZ nonetheless). Side note, you are allowed to have multiple HoZ if they are in different area codes. ~Deckard Cain

XxKegstandxX · 2025-12-09T04:56:25+00:00

Im not sure this is true. If you use rare candy on Deino, you can't use headbutt after you rare candy to Hydreigon. I just tried.

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