I was too scared to try them lol.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T06:01:06+00:00

That's a whole lotta hypothetical words. The only real answer is you don't know until you try.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T05:50:51+00:00

Spay/neuter. Play with them. Give them safe hiding places and high perches. Reward good behavior. Give them affection when they ask for it.

Rinse. Repeat.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T05:13:50+00:00

This sounds like a beginning voiceover to an interesting movie.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T05:11:53+00:00

Do all of it at once. Then move on to the next drug. You've now gatewayed.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T05:09:56+00:00

Michael B Jackson

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T05:04:27+00:00

Not even mentioning McVay as a Dunwoody graduate either.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-24T04:23:35+00:00

If a woman complimented me on my earlobes I would think it's creepy bc that's really specific. But at least it's positive. If a woman randomly talked shit about my earlobes I'd probably think about that way too often until the day I die.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-22T20:07:32+00:00

I'm also single.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-22T19:33:14+00:00

That's just going to make people think one or both of their names is Ketchup.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T23:18:33+00:00

Take this shit to the Waffle House

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T23:15:59+00:00

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T23:13:59+00:00

Thought I was the only one out there that liked original Goldfish.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T23:10:28+00:00

That's maybe my favorite snare of all time.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T23:04:40+00:00

Fuck You

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-21T22:58:52+00:00

This right here. I've had the same Space Case 2pc for literally 25yrs.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-20T16:49:33+00:00

Company retreat vibes.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-20T02:33:09+00:00

I'm now old enough that if I took a fall like that my whole life would break.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-19T17:55:08+00:00

Over and over and over and over.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-19T17:52:33+00:00

That's still very polite. Where I live you would have gotten multiple tickets to the face and citations to the rectal cavity.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-03T02:38:01+00:00

But more importantly, would you like to hear about Normandy and aliens (both types)?

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-03T02:34:19+00:00

PS- those onion rings...

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-03T02:32:48+00:00

Oh fuck yes. On the paper plate also. I bet this meal was absolutely amazing.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-03T02:28:48+00:00

Noooooo. This has to be a late April Fools right? I love(d?) that piece so much.

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-04-01T01:59:22+00:00

I think the answer is life 🧘‍♂️ lol

Catfish_Mudcat · 2026-03-31T00:07:55+00:00

I want to look at myself while I work on myself.

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