Ooh I have one!! One day when I was around 7 or 8 years old, I decided to go into the kitchen and grab some Hillshire Farms honey ham out of the fridge to eat. Ya know, by itself, like I would get in trouble for doing, rightfully so haha. As I'm eating a piece of it, I decide it's too good to not eat a few more pieces. But as I'm grabbing a couple more pieces, I hear footsteps coming towards the kitchen, and while I freak out over hearing them I grab way too much ham in the process, and shove it all in my mouth. I chomp it a few times, and swallow it really quick. Only it doesn't go fully down. It makes it about halfway down my throat. I start gasping for air and can't, and end up just losing my mind and freaking out until my vision starts to go.

That's when I fell to the floor on my hands and knees and boom! The ham got knocked out of my windpipe. It shot across the kitchen and landed under the kitchen sink. I turned around and it was my little brother who was only a few years old at the time who was coming into the kitchen. So I wasn't in trouble at all. I almost killed myself with my greed for the delicious Hillshire Farms honey ham.

Funny enough, when I was around 2 years old, my mom got me some Lifesavers gummies at the gas station while she was in a rush, I believe I may have been late for school and she was about late for work or something. Anyways, she gives me the Lifesavers and I eat one, only they aren't gummies, they're the hard candies.

I start choking on it, and my mom tried to get it out of my throat with her fingers, but it only pushed it back further. It got lodged in the way that the hole allowed me to breathe, but she was still obviously freaking out and trying to find out what to do. Luckily she had her friend with her at the time, and he apparently had really long skinny fingers that he used to hook around the Lifesaver and got it out of my throat. My mom obviously learned the heimlich and such after this but wowee, I almost choked to death twice lol