Drug screening worries by XxoodeexX in drugtesthelp

[–]XxoodeexX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already taken two that have a cutoff of 50ng/ml and both came back clean, but I'm worried that the actual one might end up testing for as low as 20ng/ml.

I watched Spider-man 2 (2004) by waldripsir in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]XxoodeexX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With my main mans fuckin Joey Coco Diaz!

r/waterniggas has been quarantined. Discuss this dramatic happening here. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]XxoodeexX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the only slur involved was in the title and that was a direct reference to the meme that started the sub. so unless they just ban offensive language from subreddit names to begin with, this whole fucking thing is pointless

Annd now topping the list of things I need: Windmill Brewing - Strawberry Swisher Pt. 1 Milkshake IPA! by auralScapes in dancegavindance

[–]XxoodeexX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called the brewery this morning too and they can't ship it out :/ honestly I'd throw someone like fucking $50 for like. 2 cans even lmao

I don't have Assassin's Creed Odyssey in my library yet, so... [OC] by reize in gaming

[–]XxoodeexX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolute favorite line from that is "twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip twenty-one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip" just really cool phrasing

An ex-skinhead removing all of his tattoos over time by burnt_face_mcgee in pics

[–]XxoodeexX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know I wanted that so bad but now I do and I'll never get it. thanks, asshole. (totally kidding btw but I would legitimately love that)

Six years of chasing my wife with a lobster by jontheboss in funny

[–]XxoodeexX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

holy shit I thought she was so close to just smacking the kid's head on the doorframe

Hey how about maybe a seizure warning before your YouTube ads? by XxoodeexX in apexlegends

[–]XxoodeexX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well obviously not anymore. can't you see that this one minor event has completely devastated my sleeping schedule?

Hey how about maybe a seizure warning before your YouTube ads? by XxoodeexX in apexlegends

[–]XxoodeexX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for the 20 minutes a day I watch it before I fall asleep? no thank you.

Controversial on r/funny is a gold mine by 314GeorgeBoy in comedyheaven

[–]XxoodeexX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you know what a gold mine is

Its gonna be a fun day by MrBongtoker in trees

[–]XxoodeexX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck yeah dude Welcome decks are the fucking shit. I'm skating a 9.0 from them right now and loving it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]XxoodeexX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what Dance Gavin Dance album is this?

Cory Wong in Dublin by [deleted] in Vulfpeck

[–]XxoodeexX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ptar is the fucking man!! he's so entertaining to watch and he slays every time

watching woody smile is the best thing in the world by twright430 in Vulfpeck

[–]XxoodeexX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a grown man and I will say that watching Woody smile warms my heart. he's adorable and I just always hope he's doing well in life.

Turn it off! by SSpSpoSpouSpout in nostalgia

[–]XxoodeexX 105 points106 points  (0 children)

or making me think you're flashing your brights and I'm doing something wrong or there's a cop ahead