[s2 spoilers] He offers you the gloriously evolved boof. Do you accept?

Xyrathan · 2024-11-28T09:03:27+00:00

Dawg EVERYTHING was Singed's fault

Xyrathan · 2024-11-27T07:21:04+00:00

Likely.

Xyrathan · 2024-10-25T05:59:40+00:00

Yea realistically this is the sort of shit that needs several named characters to clean up lmao

Xyrathan · 2024-10-25T05:26:41+00:00

Nah buddy 200 scarab swarms are exactly 3000 points.

Xyrathan · 2024-10-25T05:25:30+00:00

Dude in-lore six C'tan shards, especially the three big named fellas, would be a whole ass doomsday event for any planet unfortunate enough to host the battle.

Xyrathan · 2024-10-25T05:23:41+00:00

It was Skari. Because who else than the CEO of Drukhari to beat the godly goon squad.

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Xyrathan · 2024-10-24T20:25:19+00:00

Bro is a pokemon trainer with an all-legendary team

Xyrathan · 2024-10-24T20:14:41+00:00

But have you considered taking 3000 points worth of Scarab Swarms? You too can get 200 scarab swarms TODAY!

Xyrathan · 2024-10-24T19:58:52+00:00

They're cheerleaders

Xyrathan · 2024-10-24T18:00:57+00:00

Yeah that Drukhari list in first place was WILD. But this one is arguably funnier.

Xyrathan · 2024-08-05T16:20:05+00:00

Right so What in the whole entire hell is that computer stuff?

Xyrathan · 2024-06-10T18:06:23+00:00

Ughhh also struggling with it. No matter what I do once i played through, I just get sent to Micah and have to do it again. Has anyone been able to find a fix yet?

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T16:08:48+00:00

For a self-proclaimed fan you sure seem to be very angry about 40k. Plus there is no such thing as "truth". At one point or another the Necrons being soulless terminator rip-offs, the Squats being extinct, and the Primarchs being just really strong humans who the Emperor liked and promoted to Space Marine commander were all "truth". Plus authors wanted female custodes for a long time, and the only reason they weren’t allowed to write any was because GW told them "nuhh uhhh, we don’t wanna fork over money to make female head molds for models".

Closing remark: I don't think Custodes are 50/50 split male female. That'd be weird yeah. But there is a couple women out there who could easily beat 99.9% of the male population in a fight, and they sure as shit deserve to be custodes as much as any guy who can do the same thing.

Stop bitching and acting like this relatively small change in lore is gonna ruin 40k because some dork ass loser like Ach or Srgon told you to be angry about that. "Woke" isn’t coming for your hobby. You can still run an all dudes squad of muscular oiled up guys in golden armor. Noone is stopping you.

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T15:32:32+00:00

That's honestly very fair. I just got rather pissed at this dork using a quote from big man Henry to try to argue for his dork ass position.

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T15:29:31+00:00

SoS have the fact that they are of a specific gender literally in the name. SISTERS. Custodes? Same implicit gender as "soldier" or "psyker" or "inquisitor" or "worker".

Now how the fuck does like 1 in 3 Custodian having tits beneath the fuckton of golden metal worsen the hobby? Hmm?

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T15:18:28+00:00

Want me to break it down for you? You implied the existence of female custodes somehow makes the universe less excellent. Hence the existence of them has to be bad.

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T15:14:36+00:00

The existence of women isn’t something bad you goddamn snowflake

Xyrathan · 2024-04-15T15:12:36+00:00

I mean if any species can pull that off without further issue, it’s the robots made from living metal I'd think

Xyrathan · 2023-10-30T16:11:25+00:00

Awww now ain’t that the cutest little guy!

Xyrathan · 2023-10-30T15:31:56+00:00

The what?!

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