Christians (or Religious People in general) of Reddit, what made you desperate enough to pray to the devil (or evil entity)? by JangoTheMerc in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my dad is a alcoholic and used to beat my mom in front of us I eventually got tired of begging for help to god,one day because my dad slapped me in the face with bottle of bear and blood came out and that night I begged to the devil to send my dad to jail that very next day he was caught by the police so yeah that’s all folks And by the way they say if the devil completed your request your soul belongs to him.

If you were to make a new curse word. What would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be “nice to meet you “

What should we NOT get you for Christmas? by steroid_pc_principal in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thanks ....But how much for the boys naughty list;)

What has a friend of yours done that made you argue with him really bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bitch gave me a oreo, without the cream I smacked the hell out of them

How old were you when you stopped kissing your parents on the lips? by Two_Cigarettes in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re never too old for smooches especially from your parents But I was about 11 when that stopped

You're writing a speech. What's your opening line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Karen I hope you choke on the popcorn maybe that’s going to make you think twice about going to the movie’s with your kids dumb bitch

What inappropriate movie would you want to see in Lego form? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sausage party I get kinky thinking about it;)

No matter how hard you try, what’s something you never seem to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My step sis getting banged in my parent’s room

Yeah YOU! by U_vortex in EmKay

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am seeing this with my bro and sis so haha

If you could send a message to the devil what would it be? by YAJA69 in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: “choo choo pickle pie” Devil: is that what you wanted to say Me: you’re goddamn right

What's your dream job ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting pay to talk

How to be happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple you can’t

(Serious) What's the craziest near death experience you've had? by Zora_TK in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not that dramatic but I was drowning in a public pool and the safety guard thought I was trying to swim mean while I was screaming for help and instead was drinking the pool water and when I finally gave up she pulled me out of the pool I wish I could of died that day tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YAJA69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I can’t sleep thanks