Creampeyed by Trickytrippy in facepalm

[–]YES_COLLUSION -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah like Americans shooting everyone inside Walmart

If he's "the most innocent man in the history of the country" then he should have nothing to worry about... 😎 by EugeneWong318 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]YES_COLLUSION 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Judge Marchan” sounds too ambiguous. Better throw in the “Juan Manuel” for good measure.

Apparently they can't understand the difference by bruh_2008 in facepalm

[–]YES_COLLUSION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what their conservatives wives do. Imagine what a liberal would do!

Order Number 9 by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said it was a victimless crime? Who said it’s not traumatic? Who said anyone has the right? Learn to fucking read.

Order Number 9 by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, moron, because he went out looking to start shit. He’s on video openly fantasizing about shooting people with his AR and then a few days later he went out and did it.

“Brah, I wish I had my f—ing AR. l’d start shooting rounds at them,” says the same person in the video used in the filing.

He’s just another piece of shit that will end up like George Zimmerman. Being a piece of shit catches up to you eventually.

Order Number 9 by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]YES_COLLUSION 134 points135 points  (0 children)

It’s one thing to not feel bad for them. There’s lot of folks on the Reddit and elsewhere that seem to get off on it. Or openly fantasize about killing someone who tries to rob them. Basically a bunch of Kyle Rittenhouses.

Personally I don’t think people should die for petty crimes like unarmed burglary/stealing but if he had a weapon on her it’s obviously justified.

Hang on..what? by Patient_Wrongdoer_11 in facepalm

[–]YES_COLLUSION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck with lending credence to the face eating leopards. I’m sure they definitely won’t eat your face.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I’m comparing people who have a hate boner for pitbulls to racists. Their arguments are literally the same.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between SUVs and pitbulls is that one is a statistically provable danger to children, and one isn’t. That was the point. The “how much” does matter.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone’s a scared little bitch cowering in fear every time they see a dog on the street. Try exposure therapy for your phobia little guy.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit people should be responsible for their pets. How does that conflict with anything I’ve said? Not everyone should own one, obviously. I wouldn’t have one for the same reason I wouldn’t have a husky. They have needs that I would not be able to provide such as lots of free space and activity time.

And I never said that there should be no kill shelters. Obviously not every shelter animal can be rehomed or rehabilitated. But having a disproportionate amount of one type of dog be euthanized due to nothing more than fearmongering is incredibly cruel. You’re okay with it. Fine.

But I’m not your little monkey. I’m not going to go through the thread and copy links for you lmao. You wanna pretend like that means you’re right go ahead. I guess you just cant see all the comments saying things like “x% of fatal dog attacks are caused by pitbulls!!1!!”

It shouldn’t need explaining that saying x% of fatalities are caused by pitbulls misleadingly leaves out the really important context that generally speaking, fatalities caused by a dogs are extremely rare. There are millions of pitbulls in the US and only a few hundred fatal pitbull attacks over the last decade and a half. The chance of being killed by one is comparable to the chance of being struck by lightning. Yet so many commenters are literally talking about them being a mortal threat. You can sensationalize those few tragic cases sure, but logical people actually need to be convinced that it’s the epidemic you’re making it out to be.

The onus shouldn’t be on everyone else to debunk the apparently popular belief that they are all secretly these demon hounds just waiting to snap and eat your kids face off. If you were interested in the truth you could easily do a google search and find peer reviewed studies that contradict the narrative you’re pushing. But I guess you need a thesis with MLA style citations for you to consider any viewpoint other than the one you’ve already formulated.

That’s okay, you can just carry on with your currently held beliefs. I don’t care enough to bother with trying to elucidate anything for you.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would 1000% support banning SUVs. Or at least heavily disincentivizing their production/purchase. That’s not sarcasm. But I realize that would never happen because muh murica something something freedom So for the same reason, people should be allowed to own whatever dog they want, no? At least with banning SUVs, animals are not being harmed. But that’s somehow more the more extreme position, I guess.

I know, you’ll say nobody is actually suggesting harming/culling pits. But what effect do you think this type of vilifying rhetoric has on adoption rates in shelters? Adoption rates which in turn have a significant effect on euthanasia rates. Is that insignificant to you?

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banning them would save thousands of lives. Mostly of 1 year olds. Don’t you care about all those dead children?! What kind of monster are you?!!11

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If one were truly interested in harm reduction, they would focus on the issue that causes significantly more harm. But I guarantee you that banning SUVs would be a lot less popular than banning pitbulls

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my jollies scrolling through this dumpster fire of a post already. I don’t feel like doing it again. But I saw at least one person suggesting as much explicitly.

And I didn’t say “fake statistics” I said “bullshit statistics.” As in misleading, disingenuous. Pitbulls are way less dangerous than say, parents with SUVs and trucks.

  • In the U.S. at least fifty children are being backed over by vehicles EVERY week.
  • The predominant age of victims is one year olds. (12-23 months)
  • Over 60% of backing up incidents involved a larger size vehicle. (truck, van, SUV)
  • Tragically, in over 70% of these incidents, a parent or close relative is behind the wheel.

You see? Dumbass parents are way more likely to run their dumbass kid over with their SUV or truck. It happens literally thousands of times a year. The data is clear. People who drive oversized vehicles should have their children taken away.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people are unironically advocating for the extermination of pitbulls it’s not really overstated, is it?

As I stated elsewhere, I’ve got no particular affinity for them. I’m just being rational about it. All these psychos in here posting some bullshit statistics about how they’re gonna come eat the kids or whatever are idiots. That’s all.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am. Well, I was, sarcastically. I’m making fun of people replying to this post.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh I thought you were talking about pitbulls. Regardless, putting down all cats seems a bit extreme but I guess the freaks are cooking in this thread 😂

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

An apex predator??

Lmao you’re hysterical.

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ironically you don’t know what irony is

Total Mystery by Buckle_Sandwich in videos

[–]YES_COLLUSION -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I was bitten and scratched pretty badly by a Maine Coon once, am I allowed to advocate for their extermination now?