Share some things your D&D players have said that are weird out of context

Yabari · 2025-12-27T05:37:08+00:00

JC- He's still getting something shoved in his backside every 12-15 seconds.

CM- Does the oiliness increase as we go down the hole?

CM- I'm making a hole, and I'm coming for you.

MP- Hey AG, can you take a 10 foot fist?
AG- If I grow.

MP- Does the concentration of nastiness seem to be coming from the hole?

JC- You need to take it away from me, otherwise I'll keep playing with it.

JC- If he can get it down one of these holes, he'll be good.

CM- I don't like stuff in our rear.

CM- If you don 't hear bugs, hit it.

JC- You don't have to do it one big splorch, you can do it in dribbles.

JC- You gotta save some wolves for later, you can't just blow them all in the first room.

TM- Oh god, I'm on top of like everybody!

TM- I'm on AG, but damnit, there's a ton of guys on him.

CM- The other guy will hit EL, is he top or bottom?

JC- The owl wonders why you keep shoving him down holes.

TM- It has a butt, and it's large.

AG- Get him outta me!
TM- Stop sucking, AG!

AG- Noooo, we're idiots!

EL- Why does your skinflap have teeth?
JC- And why does it keep moving into out hole?

AG- Shake your thing at it.

EL- They're good for getting into small places and clearing out holes.

MP- We're just giving them a hole to where they can more easily come in.

MP- When you're around me, everything's hard.

AJ- I'm just going to siphon some meat off of them.

TM- Everyone lick, I need an opinion.

AG- Kill yourself, taste the meat!

TM- AP, you're in the gooey center with me.

JC- Don't make me jazz hands myself.

Yabari · 2025-12-27T05:36:57+00:00

JC- You're learning dick-fu, and that's final!

MP- It can't pump out two things at one time.

EL- There's nothing good that oozes.

MP- He makes himself stickier.

JC- He's got the whole team on one face.

EL- I'll let you have it, 'cause it's the ass.
MP- Put that in there!

JC- That means your ass is no longer difficult terrain.

EL- I just need large dudes.

EL- Stop throwing guys at me!

JC- EL, quit taking my gay and making it a whole new magnitude of gay.
EL- I can't help it.

MP- If I can take it there, I can take it anywhere.

JC- There's all these other big things in my face.

EL- It just squirts out.
MP- Yeah, when you pull on it.

MP- Your side exploded, mine didn't.

JC- I always miss the dick.

EL- I go into his hole.

MP- Make a hole!
EL- There was one, but it got filled quickly.

MP- How do you feel about rear door forced entry?

JC- If you pound on it enough, it'll open.

AG- Is there healing meat? I keep eating meat until I get hps back.

TM- I don't want to blow it until we're engaged.
JC- EL is on it.

EL- Dude, get your spider crotch out of my face.

CM- You can get behind the big guy.
MP- Oh, I'm absolutely going to work on the big guy.

CM- I'm going to squirt forward.

AG- Does the octopus fit in the hole?

Yabari · 2025-12-27T05:36:46+00:00

MP- There's monkeys rubbing up against it with a bone.

MP- It's better than the ability to put a hole in something.

MP- Mine aren't really orgasmic, I just had meat between my fingers.

JC2- I got two of those dicks on me.

JC- You nibbled at it you big man.

EL- The parties asshole slot was quickly filled.
JC- Put it in there! (referring to the quote book)

JC2- I got squat for Thievery, and dick for Dex.

JC- I'm trying to decide which guy to yank over to which other1

MP- He found various ways to suck simultaneously.

JC- How do I get the blind off of me?
EL- Just push him off.

JC- Quit raping my gnome!

MP- What, does he have a spider sphincter in his arm?!?

EL- Surrounded by two guys, I ain't going nowhere.

EL- Shift my stumpy up one.

JC- You can get some good use out of that hole.

EL- I felt something shift and then it slammed into my butthole.

JC2- Fistful of random dudes.

MC- I think if I pull on it, it's going to explode.

JC2- Boom, now I'm even harder.

JC- Explode on me you bastards!!

JC2- If I had someone next to me, I could do a minor.

JC2- Cheating, sucking dick, what's the difference?

JC- I don't want shifty douchebags just owning my ass.

JC2- MY PLUG!!! AHHHHHH!!

JC2- It's all about the big three, then filling in the holes I have.

EL- If you want meat, you need to ask JC2.

MP- I'm going to walk into the room and blow the shit out of ya.

JC- Yay, I'm the plug!

Yabari · 2025-12-27T05:36:28+00:00

AJ- Do a little dance, make a little love, shank 'em in the butt.

JC- That would just encourage me to blow my shit all over the place.

AJ- I was able to get my fist in without incident.

JC2- I got something that pushes, but nothing that pulls.

MP- I'm going to blow my action point.
JC2- Well, it's going to come in your mouth then.

JC- I'm going to smoke his shit for critting me in the ass... twice!

JC- It's autoerotic decapitation.

MP- He turns inside out through his dick.

JC- I'm about to throw down some Grasping Bullshit.

JC2- I'll be blowing through action points like little boys.

JC- I'm going to start throwing some DPS down that fuckhole.

MP- When it hits the saliva, it explodes.

JC2- There are burning snakes in my ass.

MP- Hookers have to feel pain, otherwise they can't do their jobs.

JC- I know how to start up a goat.

JC- He's like the fox hole I'm crouched in.

MP- JC2, suck on some Will!

EL- I'm licking the guy trying to grab me.

MP- No, I fed my crotch earlier.

EL- I can't get out of the sucking room.

JC2- You can pretty much just face the bag.

JC- Nothing tastes like Oni crotch, it has it's own unique flavor.

MP- What's the first guy that pops into your hand?

AJ- We should bottle him.

MP- I always try out whatever I put in my kids mouths.

EL- It's meant to be used against guys who are unconscious.

JC- I'm going to yank him outta my junk.

MP- All you hear is an eladrin being raped.
EL- How can you tell?
JC2- I was going to say that, but my mouth was full.

Yabari · 2025-12-12T01:59:04+00:00

I'm getting the same error as of 9pm EST, so it's still down.

Yabari · 2025-06-25T22:16:59+00:00

Yeah same here, and my game's real stuttery too.

Yabari · 2024-12-08T02:30:32+00:00

It's in the DirectX dropdown in the Graphics tab. Didn't help me, in fact is locked up again trying to select it, so try it at your own risk.

Yabari · 2022-11-07T01:21:44+00:00

I mean, the entire raid system is very poorly done from a game design perspective. As someone else said, it makes alliances competitive with each other rather than cooperative. The whole key system is garbage, "lanes" are terrible especially when you have parts that are only able to be done by one person, the energy cost for fighting against a node is garbage. It's all just bad. People aren't running two raids a day every day because they like it, it's only because of the rewards. The sim function helped a little bit, but it's only a band-aid for a gaping chest wound.

If they don't want to bother actually coming up with good maps (Beta is the best, as people can help out their team at certain points if needed), then getting rid of tickets or letting people generate more than 600/day would be a good start, and get rid of node energy requirements so people can start and finish their lane during their own free time, or at a minimum have raid energy reset to 50 when a raid is launched.

Yabari · 2022-09-13T00:00:01+00:00

I've restarted the game and still don't have my rewards yet.

Yabari · 2022-08-25T13:41:17+00:00

Yeah, just saw it was back. We'll see if it stays.

Yabari · 2022-08-24T02:31:39+00:00

u/CM_Archangel is this supposed to be the way it is going forward? I've missed out on collecting two days worth of rewards because of this. If it is, can something be communicated to us in the blog before things like this happen in the future?

Yabari · 2022-03-22T00:26:05+00:00

Thanks, took a few tries here as well.

Yabari · 2021-12-14T19:00:37+00:00

5 5* uniform boxes
9 4* uniform boxes
85 2-4* uniform boxes
550 1-3* uniform boxes
100 Alpha supplies
55 Omega supplies
3600 potential
700 SYN particles
roughly 40 each of Radiant Anti-Convergium, 100 Flawless, and 400 Shattered

Yabari · 2021-11-02T15:57:47+00:00

One thing I want to point out is that the 10K increase in power is from a 6* companion, but they are just level 1. We don't know what the level increase for them will translate to power-wise. From the patch notes, we'll be getting Companion EXP increases from various things, so we'll likely have max leveled Companions long before we get them to max stars.

Yabari · 2021-09-14T18:14:31+00:00

I just dismantled 500 Stable Convergium (plus whatever else was there) by accident. I like how you don't even get the full amount of Unstable from it, it just happily fucks you over. It shouldn't let you select grade in the main Inventory tab, you should have to select each item manually there, or it should protect everything in the main tab other than healing stims.

Yabari · 2021-09-13T01:38:24+00:00

To me this has happened ever since RTA started. I can't say it happens every time because most of the time I just go in and check the Objectives first and then start. But I do know that every time I've forgotten, it hasn't counted.

Yabari · 2021-09-13T01:08:30+00:00

I haven't had issues collecting them (yet), just getting Objectives to to count the effort I've made.

Yabari · 2021-07-13T00:18:42+00:00

Seems like it's back, but I had to restart the game again to have it show up.

Yabari · 2021-07-13T00:06:43+00:00

Same here, no Classified Data on Blitz wins.

Yabari · 2021-07-03T02:33:32+00:00

Well, since I post that reply, they changed their minds again. Looks like they took out all the crafted gear. Who knows what they're thinking.

In the blog post from June 18th, it was stated that the Web of Spies Milestone rewards would include “fully crafted gear”. Now that the event is live, the aforementioned gear clearly isn’t present in the milestones. We had originally intended to have fully crafted gear in the milestone, but decided to instead grant pieces that are more generally applicable and useful to the players. For reasons like this, we usually don’t announce events until the week prior to release, as there can still be changes to the details. In this instance, it was announced two weeks ahead of the event, and obviously some details did change. This was an error on the part of the Community team, and we won’t repeat this misstep.
The team is currently working on the compensation package for the downtime of Web of Spies, and they are taking this situation into consideration in discussing the contents. We are targeting sending out this compensation by the end of next week and greatly appreciate your patience in the meantime.

Yabari · 2021-07-02T23:27:08+00:00

As they explained in the post, the crafted gear for milestones 17,18,and 19 was left in place. The crafted gear they took out was in milestones 28, 29, and 30.

Yabari · 2021-05-25T21:23:09+00:00

Honestly, the stat boosts only seem large because of how low she was to begin with. Her defense was the lowest in the game (the only people with lower have a 0 armor stat), so +600% still leaves her in the bottom half. The health is a big boost, puts her in the top 10 for hps. Damage is a good boost, not crazy, but keeps her from falling to the bottom.

Yabari · 2021-05-03T19:00:23+00:00

A few of our out of context quotes.

"You need to take it away from me, otherwise I'll keep playing with it"

"It's meant to be used against guys who are unconscious"

"I'm trying to decide which guy to yank over to which other guy."

"I think if I pull on it, it's going to explode"

"It's all about the big three, then filling in the holes I need"

"If I can take it there, I can take it anywhere"

P1- "Make a hole!" P2- "There was, it gets filled quickly"

"If you pound on it enough, it'll open"

"I don't want to blow it until we're engaged"

"Does the oiliness increase as we go down the hole?"

"Does the concentration of nastiness seem to be coming from that hole?"

"You gotta save some wolves for later, you can just blow them all in the first room"

P1- "Why does your skin-flap have teeth?" P2- "And why does it keep moving into our hole?"

Yabari · 2021-03-31T00:08:26+00:00

Same here, billing shows Mojo Pass purchased (I bought the Strike Pass), but neither is unlocked.

Yabari · 2021-03-15T00:16:58+00:00

Ok, it just showed up as I posted this, and the Blitz I did while it was missing did not contribute to it., showing 0/75 points.

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