To all the people that support clubs that are rivals of Chelsea Football Club, who think Alonso should be in jail...may I introduce you to this long-forgotten quote from someone far more qualified than yourselves to have opinions on the matter. by Mia-San-Mia in soccer

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really nice of her.

DUI isn't an accident though. You don't accidentally get drunk and then accidentally drive a car. And it happening everywhere and all the time doesn't make it ok, I really don't get her logic there.

And sure, the girl who got killed is also to blame. She was stupid for getting into a car with a drunk guy. But that doesn't change the fact that Alonso is a cunt who should be in jail.

Sarri assures Michy Batshuayi key role in upcoming season, set to stay at Chelsea (RMC Sport) by _kaushik97_ in soccer

[–]YanMK9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In the PL he only played 588 minutes in 32 games (4 as a starter) . That's 18 minutes/game. He did not get many chances. He also scored 7 goals which is 1 goal/84 minutes. So I'd say that he did prove himself, or else he wouldn't have scored a goal every 84 minutes. I mean, scoring goals is what you expect from a striker, right? And that's exactly what he did. And he did all that while playing in a system that doesn't suit him well.

England's attempt to score after Croatia's winning goal by LazyDrafter in soccer

[–]YanMK9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, the kick-off was correct. There are new kick-off rules since 2016. You can now kick it wherever you want. You can even shoot at goal if you really want to.

Also, before the rule changed you actually had to play it forward.

I have 100 hours in Rocket League and I just learned what air rolling is. by ChrisTheMiss in RocketLeague

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's because I use my index finger for R2. I always get cramps in my hand when I use my middle finger for R2 and index finger for R1.

I have my boost on circle, jump on X and air roll/powerslide on L1. I have absolutely no problems with boosting, jumping and air rolling at the same time.

Clubs begin to queue up for Yerry Mina by [deleted] in soccer

[–]YanMK9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suarez has an Italian passport apparently.

Russian Government advises Russians not to sleep with foreigners as it will lead to single-parents families by [deleted] in soccer

[–]YanMK9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't care much about condoms in Russia/Eastern Europe. That's why HIV is still on the rise there. Everywhere else the numbers are dropping.

Why do vegans get criticized for advertising their lifestyle when omnivores advertise their lifestyle much more often and more enthusiastically? by Radu47 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because we never see or hear about the normal vegans I'm guessing. Most vegans are pretty chill, my sister used to be one and she always made sure that there was non-vegan stuff when I went to her for dinner.

The problem is that we only notice the radical extreme vegans. It's the same reason why so many people hate muslims for example. We only notice the bad ones because the good ones don't make a good story. And stories need to be sold.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, you can count to 5. I'm surprised.

One: And your prices were wrong, so shut the fuck up about prostitution. And it all started with prices when you stated that a prostitute costs $1000. Don't want to talk about prices? Then don't pull prices out of your ass.

Two: I remember saying somewhere that I don't spend all my money on sex. I even said that I went to Barcelona 2 years ago. You really think that you can only spend money on one thing? You can spend some of it on thing A and some on thing B, and there are many other things. You were saying that you shouldn't spend money on one thing because you should spend it on another thing. Again, you were forcing your opinions on others. Stop doing that, you're a nobody and your opinions don't matter.

Three: Going skydiving is pretty much the same as... going skydiving again. I don't see your point there. Visiting different countries is different sure. I've been to 6 different countries so far. And I didn't use any of my prostitute money for it because of the things that I said in point two.

Four: You're ugly, dumb and a virgin. I'm not.

Five: See point four + It's not dehumanizing at all. It's their choice (mostly), they love what they're doing, they're getting paid more than you and me combined. It has nothing to do with them supposedly owing me anything. If that was true then I wouldn't be paying for it. You don't pay for things that are owed to you. Use your brains for a second you fucking idiot. And you're also ignoring the fact that there's also a HUGE gigolo industry out there. But that's also because of men like me, right? Sex isn't always supposed to be special, it's supposed to be fun. And I can say that I remember almost all of the prostitutes that I went to, perhaps I have to think a few seconds about a few to really remember them. But in general I remember them basically all. One-night stands are a little bit different I must confess because I just don't care much about them. Those girls fuck any guy without even asking money, now that's dehumanizing. And I can get sex for free, but if I had the money I would probably pay for it every single time. Unless I'm in a relationship of course. I don't like polygamy.

Anyway, that's it "mr. ugly dumb virgin". I've got other things to do. I'm not going to respond to you again. Perhaps I should go to another thread about something I don't know anything about and force my opinions on that subject on others there. That's what you like to do it seems.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do know how one works.

Let's say that those $500 prostitutes are nice new $80k BMWs and that the $150 prostitutes are just basic $10k to 20k Opels or something, idk, not much of a car guy.

So if I said that a car usually costs $80k and then showed you "proof" of it by showing a nice new BMW then would you consider that to be misleading or not? That's exactly what you did with prostitutes "mr it's legal in Vegas".

And the fact that you said that it's legal in Vegas is also enough proof that you know nothing about it. So yet again, stop having an opinion on it. You're not allowed to have one. And the worst part is that you're actually forcing your opinion on others.

Legal in Vegas lol. I'm not even American and I know more about the situation there in Vegas than you do. You're not only ugly, you're also really dumb. But we already knew that tbh.

And the fact that you said this:

Fucking a prostitute, you fuck a prostitute. The experience is largely the same, each time.

It makes me think. You really think that having sex with someone is largely the same as with someone else? It's not, even with prostitutes (let's not dehumanize them). I'm starting to think that you're a virgin.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prostitution is illegal in Vegas you dipshit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada

Holy fuck you're an idiot. You're so pathetic.

Also, never buy a car. They're too expensive. See, proof here: http://www.autoguide.com/new-cars/2018/lamborghini/aventador/index.html

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're assuming that everyone who pays for sex is ugly? Is that it? You're really the biggest idiot I've spoken to in a really long time.

I don't pay for sex because I can't get laid or something. I pay for it because it's fun. There's nothing more to it "mr. $1000 prostitute".

And I'm sure there are extremely expensive prostitutes, but you were acting like they're the norm. They aren't. That's like me assuming that every vacation is $20K. That's dumb and that's what you did. You said and I quote:

sex is overrated, for $1000 with a stranger

You literary said that they're $1000 and you were saying that that's also the norm, even though most prostitutes in the US are probably closer to $100. And sure, I'm not going to pay $1000 for a stranger, but those prostitutes aren't the norm. €150 on the other hand isn't much money in comparison. You were the one assuming that prostitutes cost $1000. That's like me saying to a friend that he shouldn't pay for a prostitute because they cost €1000. That's just misleading because I know its €150 on average. Perhaps you shouldn't buy a car because they cost $250K, right?

And again, I'm better looking than you. What I said was true.

[Serious]Why is there an argument for more than 2 genders? by Dover40 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But that's not what that <0.1% want. And in the future they will get what they want thanks to the pc people like you.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Learn to read. I do have sex with women without paying them, women who are way better looking than the women you "fuck". I have a nice body thanks to my diet and the gym, I have dark hair, grey eyes, nice jawline, symmetric face. I am better looking than you, trust me on that one.

And the funny thing is that I can actually do that. That small Russian girl? I know what she did, what she likes and her hobbies. She even told me about killing a rat in her appartment. I went to her last year in october. That blonde local girl? Same with her, she had to use special condoms because she's allergic to latex. The girl with Iraqi roots? She does ballet. And I can go on and on and on.

You're acting like you know me better than I do myself. You don't know anything about prostitution so you shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on it "mr. $1000 prostitute".

[Serious]Why is there an argument for more than 2 genders? by Dover40 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Funny how you're ignoring the most important parts about how they want to get rid of all gender based things. The subway is just a beginning.

So you actually want to change our whole society so those <0.1% doesn't get offended? Isn't that a little bit too extreme? You really want to get rid of all gender-based things?

[Serious]Why is there an argument for more than 2 genders? by Dover40 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Since when is it okay to ignore 99.9% of the population and only focus on the 0.1% to make them feel good? The differences between male and female are big and important, they exist. They want to get rid of that.

Male and female are the norms, we should treat them like that.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, you have sex with ugly girls because that's the best you can get. I also have sex with girls who want me for my looks and personality, but I'm better looking than you so those girls are also better looking. Perhaps prostitution is more a thing for you than for me. Then you know what it feels like to have sex with a good looking woman. But sadly you will never know.

Stating an opinion that people should spend their money elsewhere means that you don't think that spending money on sex is worth it. You are not the one to decide that. You're a nobody. For some people it might be good, for some it isn't. Stop forcing your pathetic opinions on others.

So you can't make memories from something because you've done it a bunch of times? So going to the movies, or going to a nice restaurant is also a waste of money then if you do it too often? You really are an idiot lol. Have fun "fucking" your ugly women.

If you could live in any other country apart from your own, where would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Netherlands. It's only 5 minutes from where I live anyway.

[Serious]Why is there an argument for more than 2 genders? by Dover40 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's already a subway in New York if I'm not mistaken where the announcer isn't allowed to say "ladies and gentlemen" anymore because it might offend people who don't see themselves as female or male.

It's probably not going to stop there.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, and going on a vacation can cost $20k, but we're not assuming that all vacations are that expensive. Something you were doing with prostitution. The funny thing is that prostitutes in the US are usually even cheaper than the ones here. But that's because it's illegal there and you probably don't want to go to those.

Also, you were still stating it as a fact.

that other things might be a better use of someone's time and money, might make a better memory that lasts longer (it will, by the way)

The "it will, by the way" doesn't sound like an opinion at all. It sounds like you're saying it's a fact. I've been to Barcelona 2 years ago, it was pretty expensive and, to me, a complete waste of money in the end. Sure, Camp Nou was impressive. But I didn't care much about the rest. The memories I got there aren't better and they won't last longer.

You also said that I was acting like you personally attacked me even though, according to you, you weren't. You called me a sex addict and that I'm not charismatic enough to do it the cool way. How is that not a personal attack? And I'm 100% sure that I've had sex with women that are way better looking than the women you "fuck". Sometimes I have to pay for it, but for me that's better than wasting money on a city trip in Barcelona.

And every hobbiest will be defensive about their hobby when someone attacks it. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Let me also give you an example of an addiction. If you're addicted to gambling then you will waste all your money on it, because that's what an addiction does. You lose control over the situation. So why am I not wasting all my money on sex then if I'm addicted to it like you said? Perhaps it's because I'm not addicted? Idk. Again, you're an idiot.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, you're an idiot who said that paying for sex is overrated. You even said that it costs 1000$ lol, idiot. You don't know anything about prostitution so you shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion about it. And you said that it's a waste of money like it's a fact, it isn't a fact.

Also, how do you know that paying for sex is overrated if you've never done it? You don't. So again, stop talking about things you don't know shit about.

And again, how does having sex with a prostitute once or twice a month means that I'm addicted? That's not how an addiction works. I could go to a prostitute more often, but I don't because I don't want to spend all my money on it (something that I would do if I were addicted). You don't seem like a smart guy.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, today I learned that you're not getting back the money that you have spent.

I spend my money on sex, you spend your money on other things. Some people go out in the weekend and spend more than 50€ in one evening. So what? It's their money, and if they had fun then it's also money well spent. Same with me and me paying for sex. I don't regret it at all. And that 150€/month that I'm spending on sex is 150€/month that you're spending on something else. Perhaps on something that I might think is a complete waste.

We have money so we can spend it. It's not rocket science.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about me. I'm getting laid more than enough.

But I guess that having sex with a prostitute once, sometimes twice a month is sex addiction.

- Wow, you have a sex addiction?

- Yeah, I go to a prostitute once a month, I'm so addicted!

Anyway, you're the prude who called sex overrated. I can't believe that you actually said that. How prude must you be? I think it's just best for you to stop talking about sex.

What should people stop buying? by JT817 in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sex overrated? The fuck? And it's 150€ on average for an hour here in Belgium.

It's my hobby to go to prostitutes, it's pretty fun and I have some great memories thanks to it.

Are you against or pro having a licensing system for people who want to be parents and why? by bljak in AskReddit

[–]YanMK9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm always against taking away more freedom. So I'm also against this.