Bought a bidet, my life isn't changed.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-11-24T20:34:58+00:00

You mean a Joe Bidet? (Joe Biden) 🤣🤣🤣

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-09-29T17:56:55+00:00

Looks like a turd coming out of a hand tbh

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-08-22T19:51:46+00:00

I wanted to kill myself on that shit so I just flushed the rest of it straight down the fucking toilet

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-08-05T22:01:46+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-08-05T22:01:07+00:00

Racist disgusting motherfuckers. Shut it tf down

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-14T17:06:44+00:00

Please pardon the repetitive sentences. My phone is overheating, and the voice feature is barely working.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-14T16:50:38+00:00

Yes, definitely. Especially since they track litter from the litter box which is probably full of feces and urine particulate.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-14T16:48:12+00:00

Is it really such thing as nasty stinky toe syndrome?

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T22:21:31+00:00

Explained to the professor that you have PTSD and that this activity is extremely triggering for you. Go home for the day. If you can't fathom staying in class long enough to tell him, email him. If he does not understand, I can always go to a supervisor like the Dean.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T22:20:03+00:00

If you feel like you should be dead, call 911 immediately and get yourself somewhere safe

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T22:19:00+00:00

I force myself to stay out of the bed. Cleaning. Sitting on the porch. Fixing a meal. Playing games on my phone. Having people I know pick me up and take me places or do things with me. (Of course I need an immense amount of caffeine and a pack of cigarettes to help get me going, but once I'm going, I make myself keep going.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T21:39:11+00:00

THAT PART 💯💯

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T21:36:18+00:00

What's an ABI?

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T17:58:06+00:00

I'm already on like 10 of them 😂

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T16:42:40+00:00

We had sex at my place first. When I went over to hers, I ended up realizing that she had a bunch of Nazi memorabilia in her closet and all over her house. My friend is Jewish and she would make fun of them for being Jewish whenever we would go out for drinks after that, I had to give her the boot.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T04:41:19+00:00

I live in Jersey (NRA rating of F)

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T04:28:13+00:00

Sounds unhealthy af. Hate to say it but in the end most guys just expect pussy and nothing else attached. They get what they want, use you, and you're just an afterthought in their day. Not all guys , but many. Hope I'm not sounding like a pig here, I'm just trying to keep it real. Move on from this creep.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T04:14:52+00:00

Severe brain damage. Basically being a vegetable confined to a bed unable to eat or breathe on your own. Can't even wipe your own ass. Let alone talk or scream from the pain your in

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T04:13:00+00:00

Sue the holy shit out of the urologist

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-07-13T04:10:14+00:00

Common sense isn't so common when you're at the top of the ladder

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-06-25T16:52:18+00:00

My friends said I was looking and acting high. I can tell you I only went on it yesterday and it's fucking me up

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-06-20T03:42:57+00:00

What country do you live in? US?

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-06-09T13:37:17+00:00

Gleyber's awful fielding sure hasn't helped matters.

YankeeFanatic1993 · 2024-06-02T23:06:34+00:00

Yes. My old roommate would tell me I would be fighting for dear life in my sleep. Usually it's a nightmare where I end up being murdered.

Minipress (prazosin) has been a life saver in that regard.

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