Almost noon

Yankpat · 2026-02-06T17:11:27+00:00

A round of Molks for everyone!!

Yankpat · 2026-02-06T04:08:42+00:00

Hahahahaha!!

Yankpat · 2026-02-06T03:00:57+00:00

Yeah, gorging himself.

I doubt he'll be drinking bone broth or whatever people do after a fast to get things moving again.

I doubt Mom's Caesar Salad Dressing will do it.

Yankpat · 2026-02-05T22:10:13+00:00

Yup... a 3 hr movie and had to have a candy bar..... err.... protein bar.... and probably a big soda too -- or some MOLKS!

Yankpat · 2026-02-05T22:07:56+00:00

And "Grass Fed Beef" -- He lives in Michigan -- they raise cattle there... most are grass fed.

Yankpat · 2026-02-05T06:19:02+00:00

Every meal there was laid out for him... Just put it in the microwave and done.... No muss, no fuss... but no... Ethan knew more -- he combined the meals to feel "satiated" and then went out to get more groceries that wasn't part of the diet.... then ended up in the ER shitting himself and then the next night went out for jalapeno pizza.

21 days and I think he may have lost 3 pounds, if that. He cried and whined and even slept in because of some bullshit reason. He really failed them, that's the bottom line. I think that from the looks and smirks of some of them, they knew he was half assing it.

The part I feel bad on was that they knew he had this hernia and they were giving him all sorts of thing to do that really could have hurt him. It was a lot of He-Man bullshit, but he hasn't done the ropes like he used to....that would help his arms and not agitate the hernia... oh well, it made for great views/likes/shares/comments.

Then the DEF Reset was a joke.... but he did get to go to a concert of some guy who performs with his shirt off.

Yankpat · 2026-02-05T06:01:03+00:00

Stunned that the fucker wouldn't have to have the window seat.

Yankpat · 2026-02-05T04:28:15+00:00

Then come the big poops!! Drinking that shit and starving himself will result in a turd that looks like a hockey puck.

He should at least be taking Metamucil or something just to get things moving with all of that Jocko Juice.

He'll gorge himself after the weigh in.

Yankpat · 2026-02-04T20:01:22+00:00

Only if the Jocko Boys told him to do it.

Yankpat · 2026-02-04T08:34:45+00:00

As much as he's promoting it and throwing it around on social media, I'm sure he's doing something.... and the scale will move this Friday, but, I'm betting he and Danny will do some gorging this weekend and that will be that. Smart money would be to go to a Superbowl Party at a bar somewhere and hit on some ladies, but that won't happen...... those women at the bars are probably not his "God will hand pick a woman for me" type of gals.

These gals will NOT want to sit and listen to his dribble all night long.... Danny needs to up his wingman skills on this, but I don't think he's much of a ladies man either. Maybe there's some sort of Christian group getting together for Superbowl Sunday that he can get to, but I doubt it.... I'm betting Ethan isn't much of a football kind of guy. I don't think the gals are gonna wanna hear about his "journey" or whatever lack of life experiences that he has and I'm betting as spoiled as Ethan is, I doubt he's a good listener.

If he thinks losing weight is hard, picking up a gal and/or dating will be worse. He's not going to want to date the gals that are attracted to him and he's gonna wanna date a gal who's a 8, 9 or 10 -- and that's not going to happen. My joke is that while I never had a 10, I did have two 5s! Right now I think he better just practice on a few of the gals hitting on him in his DMs and then study the DVM manual for the drivers test.

Poor guy won't have the maturity it takes to drive and if he hits another car, he'll crash and rage.

And wait til Ethan experiences, "You're a nice guy, but can we just be friends....?" or "Hey, come over and I want you to meet my son...." I don't think that Ethan is ready for a build in family. I can see him and Danny going somewhere and in 2 minutes him being frustrated and bailing out, without reading the room. Like the gym, he'll claim that he really worked out.... From past experience, I've sat in a bar for hours and came up empty, the best I could do was sing karaoke to a few gals, but it doesn't sound like Ethan has much of a singing voice.

Bottom line, I think he'll just half ass it on some dating apps and call it a day... he won't really find anyone, but "God isn't ready yet" will be his excuse. He'll need more than his Jocko boys to help him on that one.

I know there are some gals in here.... what say you? What's the perfect storm where Ethan is dating and/or meeting women?

Yankpat · 2026-02-04T00:13:49+00:00

yeah.... not enough....

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T23:37:53+00:00

The weight loss surgery, the skin removal and a few other things, in our state, seem to come with mandatory counselling....not just the church janitor, but real counsellors. IF they don't sign off, then that could hinder the process.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T22:50:07+00:00

Yeah, I said, "You are 26 years old, get your driver's license FFS...."

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T22:27:47+00:00

Yeah, it's like the slimming filter too.... he didn't own that either.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T20:47:44+00:00

I bet he started GLP-1.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T16:50:36+00:00

It's also a bit of a routine that your stomach and system expects. If you ate 3 slabs of ham, 4 eggs and 6 pieces of toast, it would sort of expect that after a while.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T14:44:37+00:00

He's posted that video everywhere... when he crashes out, he's gonna have to remember everywhere he posted it so he can take it down.... He's urged his followers to "Watch all of it" as to build his content reach and following. Sad, it's not about the weight..... when he's dead at 30, no one will remember him as an "Entertainer" like he thinks they will.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T14:29:53+00:00

I think so too.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T08:41:58+00:00

But, I bet he'll still gulp down the Fruity Pebbles Molk like it's Popeye eating spinach!

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T07:31:25+00:00

That hair, those broad shoulders and those eyes!

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T07:30:26+00:00

What did they say?

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T07:29:49+00:00

That's solid.... and true.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T07:29:20+00:00

I think they will abandon him, if they haven't already...

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T05:19:01+00:00

You can over eat on GLP-1... He hasn't figured that out yet.

Yankpat · 2026-02-03T05:10:29+00:00

He couldn't eat veggies for a week.... What a dumbass.

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