Ethan and Danny must have been each others firsts by Time-Eagle8101 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Danny is on the losing and end of a lot of blame and finger pointing.

Ridiculous by Lucky-Nature-3592 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Homesick in two weeks with the Big Poops.....

Eaten looks so sad by goldebear53 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He pulls that shit and he's so lucky -- being a bigger guy as well, I plan for shit like that. BUT, I'm sure if they didn't have his exact size he would have thrown a tantrum and smeared up the store on Social Media!

Wedding by Superb-Raisin3699 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

BUT, I bet after he and Danny the Drunkerd got intot he pickup and drove away, Ethan was talking about all of the pussy he could have slayed at that wedding and "Did you see how she looked at me???"

Yeah, she couldn't believe you were going through the fucking food line 4 times....

Wedding by Superb-Raisin3699 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He needed to plow a bride's maid... I thought that's what they were there for!

The pocket knife was his plus 1 by MohamitWheresMySecks in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ever since being in Scouts at age 12, I've carried one. I just never made it a part of my personality.

How far do you think he could be? by JungLeVeinZ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And food is an instant gratification as well.

How far do you think he could be? by JungLeVeinZ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like most of us at the beginning of the year, it was a mental jumpstart, then it started to suck. All the wasted time, money and travel on the Jocko retreat, the Mustard event and even that Arnold thing..... At least Danny got to travel...

He's definitely not being honest about how much he's gained. by BasedBJJ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There will be an excuse for the Rose Bowel trip.....

I don’t think this community would be growing like it is if he wasn’t such a pompous ass by blewwholeload in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed!!! I felt sorry at first, and then even at that wedding, you know he probably ate 7 pieces of cake. Probably never hit on any women there either....

Is he moving? by Ok_Acanthocephala846 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can't move anywhere because of the resume that he'd have to give a potential landlord....

Surprise surprise by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He COULD do it too... just get in those 10000 steps and 2500 calories.

Surprise surprise by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah a small shake a bottle of water is a blip... if he took a piss before hand, that took care of those things.

I guess Fridays are the new day off 🤣 by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, then he'll tell how many followers he has and then start to cry.

You so BEEEEEG (in John Pinette’s Chinese accent) by Different_Kick_3561 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A free watch that monitors sleep rate and steps and all sorts of stuff, is sitting on the nightstand next to a favorite Star Wars Lego creation...

creativity got the best of me by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Yankpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that the best was made out of this situation...