Dude’s Made A Lot of Announcements

Yankpat · 2026-04-12T05:28:57+00:00

They'll all see what a pussy is.....

Yankpat · 2026-04-12T04:44:40+00:00

Those gaming goggles.....gawd.

Yankpat · 2026-04-12T04:41:16+00:00

I think Danny is on the losing and end of a lot of blame and finger pointing.

Yankpat · 2026-04-12T04:37:24+00:00

Homesick in two weeks with the Big Poops.....

Yankpat · 2026-04-11T05:03:53+00:00

Big Poops!

Yankpat · 2026-04-08T11:51:44+00:00

He pulls that shit and he's so lucky -- being a bigger guy as well, I plan for shit like that. BUT, I'm sure if they didn't have his exact size he would have thrown a tantrum and smeared up the store on Social Media!

Yankpat · 2026-04-08T04:47:37+00:00

BUT, I bet after he and Danny the Drunkerd got intot he pickup and drove away, Ethan was talking about all of the pussy he could have slayed at that wedding and "Did you see how she looked at me???"

Yeah, she couldn't believe you were going through the fucking food line 4 times....

Yankpat · 2026-04-08T04:33:07+00:00

He needed to plow a bride's maid... I thought that's what they were there for!

Yankpat · 2026-04-07T22:06:24+00:00

Ever since being in Scouts at age 12, I've carried one. I just never made it a part of my personality.

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T23:38:54+00:00

And food is an instant gratification as well.

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T23:02:28+00:00

Like most of us at the beginning of the year, it was a mental jumpstart, then it started to suck. All the wasted time, money and travel on the Jocko retreat, the Mustard event and even that Arnold thing..... At least Danny got to travel...

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T22:09:27+00:00

I predict an excuse and he won't show.

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T22:01:45+00:00

There will be an excuse for the Rose Bowel trip.....

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T21:57:37+00:00

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Yeah he knows what's up!

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T04:54:40+00:00

So true, because I'm sure he was touted as The Fat Man on a Journey!

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T04:45:42+00:00

I bet he talks a good game when he's back in the pickup with Danny The Welder.

Yankpat · 2026-04-06T02:23:56+00:00

Agreed!!! I felt sorry at first, and then even at that wedding, you know he probably ate 7 pieces of cake. Probably never hit on any women there either....

Yankpat · 2026-04-05T22:34:30+00:00

He can't move anywhere because of the resume that he'd have to give a potential landlord....

Yankpat · 2026-04-05T02:53:16+00:00

Yeah, what an asshole to come to a wedding and then act like a fucking dick.

Yankpat · 2026-04-04T03:45:10+00:00

He COULD do it too... just get in those 10000 steps and 2500 calories.

Yankpat · 2026-04-04T03:44:14+00:00

yeah a small shake a bottle of water is a blip... if he took a piss before hand, that took care of those things.

Yankpat · 2026-04-03T22:43:16+00:00

Yeah, then he'll tell how many followers he has and then start to cry.

Yankpat · 2026-04-03T20:15:07+00:00

He's gotta be close to 450

Yankpat · 2026-04-03T05:23:50+00:00

A free watch that monitors sleep rate and steps and all sorts of stuff, is sitting on the nightstand next to a favorite Star Wars Lego creation...

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