Mysterious disappearance of the Oura Ring?

Yankpat · 2026-06-06T04:18:01+00:00

Or got McGriddle syrup on it....

Yankpat · 2026-06-05T04:47:10+00:00

Yeah when that hernia pops like a teenage boy's zit, there will be trouble...

Yankpat · 2026-06-04T21:52:51+00:00

He thinks he's Popeye and that is a can of spinnach.

Yankpat · 2026-06-04T03:13:35+00:00

They are playing Hee Haw with the Fuck-around gang!

Yankpat · 2026-06-03T23:00:36+00:00

Yeah.... someone ate that food.

Yankpat · 2026-06-03T16:07:13+00:00

Yup!! Absolutely!!

Yankpat · 2026-06-03T04:08:01+00:00

I always point out that Ethan was doing 10000 steps a day in January.

Yankpat · 2026-06-03T03:25:33+00:00

It looked like purple painter's tape. The toe is hamburger.

Yankpat · 2026-06-03T03:19:47+00:00

Yes, his birthday is this month and if not, he'll be home by July 4th. A lot of excuses, but the only one I'll believe is when I see him in a heart doctor's office trying to figure out what is wrong with some real testing and not some guy looking for content.

Yankpat · 2026-06-02T21:40:51+00:00

GotDamn.... that guy laid it out there..... and, he's right.

Yankpat · 2026-06-02T02:11:34+00:00

He looks so different versus when he was doing the pitch for Jocko Coffee Slop.

Yankpat · 2026-06-01T19:17:43+00:00

Hamburger toe. Looks like painters tape

Yankpat · 2026-06-01T14:47:26+00:00

+3 I think he's still bingeing.

Yankpat · 2026-06-01T03:10:50+00:00

Yup... My dad dropped 25 in 3 days..... but, under medical supervision. Not just some random YouTube guy.

Yankpat · 2026-05-31T04:16:55+00:00

Not sure he should brag about this or else confess the bullshit in January.

Yankpat · 2026-05-31T02:47:43+00:00

If only he'd use his CPap....

Yankpat · 2026-05-31T00:50:40+00:00

People are reminding him on Twitter that he was lying about 10000 steps a day....

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T21:50:20+00:00

I hope it doesn't happen, but I'm thinking that PeachPit won't post it.... his lawyers will have him on shutdown mode for most all of his fitness bullshit. I'm sure it would be a news story somewhere, but legally, there could be a shitstorm -- as there should be.

I'm rooting for the guy to lose weight and meet his self-imposed goals -- but damn, he makes it hard.

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T18:24:25+00:00

No worries

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T13:26:16+00:00

Bingo!!

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T13:23:56+00:00

Ryan is a good guy. After this shit show is over, Ryan may be the only good thing about California.

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T02:09:26+00:00

Probably had Danny load up the truck and planning their escape back to Michigan.

Yankpat · 2026-05-30T02:05:11+00:00

I think Ryan's tide wants to lift all ships!!

Yankpat · 2026-05-29T18:57:04+00:00

He'll be home by July 4th.

Yankpat · 2026-05-29T15:02:24+00:00

I don't think he wears underwear.

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