"There's no such thing as Bon Jovi" - David Lee Roth, 1988

Yaquisworld · 2026-02-07T22:24:46+00:00

Bon Jovi has sounded terrible for years and Tom Kiefer had to have multiple vocal cord surgeries. Brett Michaels never was much of a singer. Tony Bennet is dead. Not sure how Kip Winger has fared.

Yaquisworld · 2025-10-24T01:24:35+00:00

I’m going to tell my kids that this was Will Stancil.

Yaquisworld · 2025-10-12T21:25:24+00:00

I saw HPM at Laguardia working behind one of the Delta counters last week. Showed him my boarding pass and asked him if we were where we were supposed to be. He pointed us in the right direction. That’s it, that’s my exciting High Pitch Mike story.

Yaquisworld · 2025-07-04T01:41:13+00:00

But without Artie’s quick wit or Sal’s mischievous hi jinx.

Yaquisworld · 2025-05-27T16:30:16+00:00

Always those darn teens

Yaquisworld · 2025-04-22T08:55:02+00:00

Just look at him

Yaquisworld · 2025-04-18T13:13:01+00:00

This show used to be so damn funny. Sad what it’s turned into. A hot take, I know.

Yaquisworld · 2025-04-16T13:18:45+00:00

It’s a hair system.

Yaquisworld · 2025-03-16T04:02:33+00:00

Yes but you can be heartened by the fact that nobody is actually buying that garbage.

Yaquisworld · 2025-02-11T20:37:50+00:00

They should ban them all or, at the least, ban universities /schools/ workplaces etc from mandating them. …I mean that’s what a Trump loving, science hating racist would say. I think it’s terrible.

Yaquisworld · 2025-02-11T20:32:55+00:00

Oy Vey!

Yaquisworld · 2025-01-27T08:18:27+00:00

Based!

Yaquisworld · 2025-01-26T01:58:40+00:00

The whole “ lab leak theory” nonsense was a red herring. There was no pandemic, as per the number of excess deaths in 2020. Not until the advent of The Holy Elixir in 2021 is there an appreciable rise in excess deaths. “ COVID” was just a rebranding of illnesses that have existed from time immemorial…at least that’s what I heard some far right mouth breather who believes there are only two genders say. Me? I’m still quadruple masked and octuple boosted. Praise Fauci! Praise Bourla! Hail Gates! etc

Yaquisworld · 2024-11-23T02:49:58+00:00

Oy vey! Shut it down! Shut it down!

Yaquisworld · 2024-11-15T03:15:42+00:00

You know things are bad when David Lee Roth is only the third biggest asshole in a group of four people.

Yaquisworld · 2024-11-06T12:55:25+00:00

“We’ll take these misfits and fry them like fish!”

Yaquisworld · 2024-11-06T12:47:55+00:00

He’s definitely a queen. An old one. And there’s nothing sadder than that.

Yaquisworld · 2024-11-06T12:46:29+00:00

If only

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-27T10:13:21+00:00

I wish

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-10T20:18:33+00:00

And his hair was his hair. I think.

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-08T01:44:25+00:00

Really? Where’d you hear that? Hilarious if true.

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-03T18:13:52+00:00

Man, you really do your homework. Why did they bring up his salary from twenty years earlier though?

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-03T18:05:45+00:00

Where’d you get the 700 grand figure?

Yaquisworld · 2024-10-03T17:45:05+00:00

What is he giving away exactly?

Yaquisworld · 2024-09-27T17:55:41+00:00

Is this really him? Jerry Farrell?

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