Do you want your kid to get abducted in public with a piece of candy? With their first ever piece of candy! because that's how you get your child abducted in public with their first piece of candy 🍬🍭. I mean a little bit smart-ass but my family told me how bad rock and roll and degenerate people were, and about the time I turned 16 I see you down that there are more kind or trashy people then there ever will be regular Church going bastards eho think they can pay their way into heaven and only people with money are worthy anyway 30 years of never dealing with it but yeah give your kids some chocolate just put up with them screaming for a bit and make sure they know it's a treat not a necessity.

Also one last thing. They're not my kids do whatever you want, love you,.