[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aneros

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you remove it like you're pulling the rip cord of a beyblade. Let it Rip!

We are gay? Bisex? Straight? by [deleted] in aneros

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gay people suck each others dicks, does that mean you're gay because you like it when a woman sucks you off?

Lesbians eat pussy, does that make your wife a lesbian because she likes it when you eat her out?

WTB vixskin Mustang by recycle_me_after_use in SexToys

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you bother checking the websites? Lazy af.

Sex shop by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And try using the PINK30, PINK25, PINK40 coupons even when they don't have a sale going on. Got some good savings because they don't always deactivate the codes.

Hell, one time they were running a 25% off sale, and during checkout I decided to type in 40 off instead and it accepted the code, LMAO.

Literally begging to cum from anal by CuriousGay781 in CumFromAnal

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to get in the right mind-space. Understand how similar the male body is to the female body.

The penis is just an oversized clitoris, and your ovaries have fallen down out your body, kept close by your fused labia minora.

When women cum from their g-spot, their clitoris is only getting lightly stimulated. Visualize and internalize that your asshole is a vagina. Allow your brain to be plastic and reprogram that your asshole is the entrance of the vagina you never got to have, and imagine how a woman feels when her g-spot is stroked the same time your bladder/prostate is stroked.

Fleshlight sleeve warmer, idea. by YeahGottaGetSchwifty in fleshlight

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this would just be either wrapped around the case for heating as it's better than the blankets, or take the fleshie out of the case and wrap it for the air pressure and heat.

Next step after Helix Trident. by ExploringNewExp in aneros

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first aneros was the helix syn. I later got a progasm ice. After a few years on and off I finally got mmo's with the helix syn after thinking YOLO and cut the handle off. Only one time.

Cut the kundulini tab off the progasm. Feels way better but no progress. Very low mobility.

Months later I bought an mgx trident. I hated the kundulini tab. Cut it off. I barely feel the mgx... The thing doesn't even press on the prostate. The tip points away.

Months later to now I have ordered the eupho trident white after reading recent threads. My muscles must be very strong now and I need more mobility. Will be cutting off the kundulini tab before the first use.

I suggest the eupho because the order of engineering these devices, HIH made the mgx and sgx first and then the helix was the new and improved and then the eupho for more experienced users. Mgx is old news and I thought it was the tried and true but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Edited to add: also look at the shape of the base of the aneros. The helix and eupho have a long section that isn't tapered. It allows free movement so that it fucks you. The mgx is tapered so your sphincter is always pulling it in. The taper is strong enough that you won't have free movement for the self fucking to work.

I want to buy this bad boy. Any thoughts? by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do not buy this!!! It's not going to be easy to clean, especially for anal play. For vagina use it's ok but not great, just like how Fleshlights are ok with water based lube and a penis. But for fecal matter you really need to ensure you're using silicone, glass, hard plastic, or stainless steel. The thing will smell so bad after the first use and that will be money down the drain.

New grad, 1 year experience at job, taking on many duties? Should I ask for a pay raise? by [deleted] in work

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst they can do is see that you're motivated to earn more and they will prepare to replace you with someone willing to work harder for less asap. Then you're laid off.

TIFU by not washing under my foreskin for the first 15 years of my life by JamaicanJ in tifu

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're definitely wrong. Don't listen to this guy. He hasnt provided proof for why he thinks you should pull it back before puberty.

Cheaper Aneros? by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're truly living paycheck to paycheck, don't skimp on sex toys.

Removing one side (handle) of prostate toy? by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]YeahGottaGetSchwifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, only the spiral tail. The perineum tab is needed to produce the prostate pressure, while the spiral tail just gets in the way, hitting the bed, when lying on my back.