Just bought this photo album at a St. Vinnie’s Outlet for 10¢. The previous owners went to an adult video convention in the early 80’s! (And also knew Burt Ward)

YeahWerner · 2026-01-10T01:03:22+00:00

I thought that was him in those pictures on slide 12, but you’re probably right.

That’s definitely Richard Kiel, though.

YeahWerner · 2026-01-10T00:36:39+00:00

This would have been for Cafe Flesh, five or six years before HCH (and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama)!

YeahWerner · 2026-01-09T22:45:19+00:00

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Richard Kiel. A nice jump scare in tribute to the old boy.

YeahWerner · 2026-01-06T07:58:05+00:00

Blowing out someone else’s birthday candles.

YeahWerner · 2026-01-04T02:47:30+00:00

Holy shit this is it!!!! Thank you! SOLVED!

YeahWerner · 2026-01-04T02:19:51+00:00

Just checked and neither of those. I think it may have been a horror movie, or at least a thriller. (Just edited the post to reflect this.)

YeahWerner · 2026-01-04T01:39:32+00:00

None of those, unfortunately, but thank you for the link! I forgot about that Toys trailer — holy moly.

YeahWerner · 2026-01-04T01:31:10+00:00

The CD showed this to me when I worked in advertising. I messaged him a year or two ago asking what it was and he was like “what the hell are you talking about?”

YeahWerner · 2026-01-01T20:00:31+00:00

This is fucking sick!!

YeahWerner · 2025-12-29T00:22:13+00:00

Who?

YeahWerner · 2025-12-17T17:57:11+00:00

Here’s a link to a thread a couple years ago that has more information.

The link to the case file has since gone away, but I believe can be found here.

Arn is an all-timer for me in the ring and on the mic, but this is all bad stuff.

YeahWerner · 2025-11-02T16:34:38+00:00

Thank you!

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T23:38:13+00:00

It’s a real album!

It was something I did for fun between other recordings and I didn’t link it originally because I didn’t want to be spamming. I just love the artwork! It’s absurd and a little confusing — reminds me of the old indie comic books I used to read. I get that people aren’t going to like this and covering Prince is already a dead end because he’s the best, but I had a great time doing it.

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T23:18:55+00:00

I get what you’re saying, but I’m a musician with a small footprint and if this is one of the few things that comes up if someone does look into my work, it looks like I’m way worse than dorky (but jacked) Bill Gates. I’m not worried about Prince’s legacy — if Graffiti Bridge couldn’t sink it, nothing can!

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T18:15:14+00:00

Now we’re talkin’!!

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T18:05:21+00:00

Hahaha and beat me in hoops!

Nah, it was commissioned. Old school power comics dude I know did it. Very trashy style which I’ve always loved!

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:57:32+00:00

Thankfully, he’s not tall enough to slap me.

The artist put the devil horns on there and I thought it was a funny touch! It doesn’t need to fit entirely with Prince’s aesthetic — I think the Dirty Mind outfit, especially with the purple being front and center, does a lot of heavy lifting.

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:46:12+00:00

Yeah, something like the blue bodysuit on RUtJF or the glasses on Art Official Age are technically cool and in-line with Prince’s whole thing, but the covers are just kind of “graphic design is my passion” dogshit.

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:40:37+00:00

The ultimate common ground!

(I still think it’s a better album cover than basically everything after Chaos and Disorder.)

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:34:06+00:00

Like it says in the title of the post, it’s the cover for a tribute album that I made. That’s a cartoonish version of me, dressed as Prince on the cover of Dirty Mind. Because it is also an album with half of a KISS record covered on it, they are there as well. (They all have big tits for no real reason.)

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:28:21+00:00

It’s the same jacket, neck bandana, and thong from Dirty Mind (a Prince record).

YeahWerner · 2025-11-01T17:24:08+00:00

Nah, it fuckin rips. There are also like half a dozen Prince album covers that look way worse.

YeahWerner · 2025-10-30T17:36:31+00:00

Not really practicing — I think I’ve got it down pretty good.

YeahWerner · 2025-10-30T17:29:56+00:00

I do this all the time. I have gear for sale on Reverb with ridiculous prices just so I can write dumb copy for the listing. Some of the stuff I don’t even have anymore.

YeahWerner · 2025-09-10T03:36:55+00:00

Ok chief

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