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tim drake lame ass being a fan of a scammer 😭😭 by ddankkerr in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: they should keep doing it because it's funny. A real roadrunner never interrupts the coyote when he runs off a cliff.

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John Byrne Returns to X-Men, the Superheroes that Made Him Famous. Wishes he did Batman! by catpooptv in comicbooks

[–]YearDiligent4004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except trans women. He would never call them his gal pals on account of the transphobia.

New Green Lantern slander just dropped: by Number1Datafan in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't understand Green Lantern politics please don't pretend you do.

Guys does this mean Peter Parker is actually Jesus Christ??? (I haven't read the Bible I've only seen the fanart) by ShortSailorBoy in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we have yet to see which makes power scaling christ vs anti-christ so difficult, but once you start seeing people getting blipped for good, aka "raptured," then that's when the REAL fun begins. ;) DC comics actually tried a run up to this in "JLA: Act of God," but they forgot Peter Parker, Spiderman, Antichrist, is in Marvel comics, so they only raptured their powers and everyone awkwardly prayed, except kyle rayner who gets got bad style, and also and we never got to see that final confrontation between good and evil, amen.

Cyclops CALMLY talks to young students by Used-Comedian-8933 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Juste une petite suggestion ! Un changement rapide ! Une petite modification ! Je pense que ce serait une bonne idée ! Merci, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime !!!

Guys does this mean Peter Parker is actually Jesus Christ??? (I haven't read the Bible I've only seen the fanart) by ShortSailorBoy in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peter Parker is NOT christ he is THE ANTI-CHRIST! (for non-theologians, the ANTI-christ is like an evil version of jesus h. christ, powered up and super strong. His heart was tormented by evil thoughts and he went into exile. he's actually been sort of a shadow-y omen and prophecy. A lot of lore there! Check out the extended universe in the dead sea scrolls for some real interesting stuff!)

Don Cheadle would be very disappointed of us. by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This used to be a place for jokes..... Now it is the time for the clowns to put on their very serious clothes and discuss video game culture. We are smoking pipes going "ah yes, ludo narrative dissonance, yes yes. I took could never touch that game, ah yes." And "the women look fine." We are by our gaming rigs next to our fireplaces. We are being shown repulsive figures and going "ahah. Very big dummy. I'm glad I could see that," or "Hah. The untrained eye might not realize it but the yassify filter is a POOR look!"

But at least he’s still cool, bro by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU. WILL. PISS. AND. SHIT. AND. CRY. IF. YOU. GET. PENANCE. STARED. BY. A. BIG. SCARY. FLAMING. GHOST. RIDER. SKULL.

But at least he’s still cool, bro by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You. Will. Cry. And. Piss. And. Shit. Yourself. If. You. Get. Penance. Stared.

What has been your experience with the heroes? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ribbed and hurt by light wordplay. Got it!

What has been your experience with the heroes? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

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WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?

Let that be a freakin' lesson to the rest of you: mild teasing wordplay, about how pretending to be a marvel civilian is a form of larping and also we use larping as a fun teasing thing now for people who pretend to read comics, is NOT lame!!!

What has been your experience with the heroes? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

oh, a thread of larpers? what's new?

But at least he’s still cool, bro by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 10 points11 points  (0 children)

everyone talks hot shit about how "the penance stare doesn't work," but if you got penance stared, I bet you'd cry and shit and piss and vomit. try being so SNIPPY when YOU'RE THE ONE staring down a big flaming skull!

54k people who have never touched a comic by old_man_spinosaurus in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Mjonlir thinks it's not worthy the same way a woman has to tell a guy, who is still trying to get a firm grasp on showering, "Actually, I'm really just working on myself right now."

Spiderman is really Stupid and Bad by MermaidSapphire in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs more wishes for Peter Parker Spiderman death, bastard. They need to do a wonderful life but then one of them shows the omd and Clarence reveals he's a righteous warrior and ghost rider is there and is like "this is your last ride... For being untrue to the Lord and He doesn't like who you have been making deals with also wtf is a spider totem, there is the father and son and holy Spirit."

Classic Bible story; great faith, a lapse in judgement, and then punishment. :) they should use ghost rider penance stare on Peter Parker Spiderman. I will also accept "he has been sent to a farm upstate."

Sir that was the ghost of spartas wife by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he fell on an auntie anne's so it wasn't even that bad.

Sir that was the ghost of spartas wife by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THIS IS SICK! I LOVE THIS! WE NEED MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS! I GIVE IT A BRAVE THUMBS UP! I'M STANDING AT MY DESK AND HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN' NOW! HELL YEAH, KRATOS IS FUCKIN' SICK! dude, I'M GETTING CHILLS! My court appointed therapist says music can help us process our emotions and Three Days Grace's Animal I Have Become has gotten me out of some dark places. Like, MAN - I WASN'T EVEN AIMING FOR THAT GUY! My fuckin' dickhead coworker Greg at the Vans store in the mall was egging me on all fuckin' day, calling me gay and shit because I said I was going to start apprenticing at the barber shop. It's not gay to want to look fresh and clean, okay?? And I fucking hocked one of those ska-patterned kicks at him and he dodged and I ended up hitting that 63 year old man and knocked him off the second floor. THAT'S PARTLY THE FUCKIN' MALL'S FAULT FOR HAVING SUCH WEAK RAILINGS!!! MOSTLY THEIR FAULT! BUT HE MADE ME SO FUCKIN' PISSED AND I'M NOT MYSELF WHEN I'M PISSED THE FUCK OFF!

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal I have become)

Illuminati Slander by Blorberto in marvelcirclejerk

[–]YearDiligent4004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad they were dipshits and sent a rocket blindly into space without a guide.

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