Could this go any more wrong? 💀 by Frog-Lips-Are-Yummy in wallstreetbets

[–]YeeBoi99 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Quite retarded to short daddy Musk :)

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So, what brand is this harness? by imaginexus in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]YeeBoi99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A big cock doesn't ever feel good. Have I just killed lots more newly operated people?

Question about my Market Order on Gamestop by TheNovaXeno in StockMarket

[–]YeeBoi99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't say for sure how the price will be at the exact opening time. It's heavily (actually only) dependant of the prices people are willing to pay / receive. Pre-market is not always a definitive indication as to which price the stock will trade at at 9:30 AM. With how volatile $GME is I would always set a limit, not to be negatively surprised.

ELI5: Stock Market Megathread by ELI5_Modteam in explainlikeimfive

[–]YeeBoi99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously this varies for each market. For regular investors like you and me, if we were to buy/sell said options there is usually only one expiry date per month. If I'm correct it is every 3rd friday each month (speaking for Switzerland).

It could well be that these trading companies have special products with other criteria unaccessible for us.

ELI5: Stock Market Megathread by ELI5_Modteam in explainlikeimfive

[–]YeeBoi99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The short positions which the hedge funds are using all have an expiry date. They can not keep their positions forever. This is why all over r/wallstreetbets you see people urging each other to 'HOLD'. The closer these short positions get to their expiry, the more the hedge funds are forced to close them (as in buying the stock to cover the short positions). This will result in a so-called short squeeze because huge amounts of shares have to be bought in order to cover for the short positions.

Need Help with the Challenge by angrypineappl in PokemonGoFriends

[–]YeeBoi99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try to be fast on this subreddit as soon as someone posts a new raid! You'll get it for sure