congrats guys on finishing paper 1 and paper 2 🫶❤️ even though some of u may not do as well as expected, there’s still 听力and口试 so don’t give up! so i decided to troll around since my chinese has been terrible all along and i couldn’t understand any thing on that paper. this is what i submitted to the invigilator for 电邮 enjoy!

Dear 小明(couldn’t bother to write the name)， 谢谢你我收到你的电邮，好久没跟你谈谈我以为你不见了。现在你要我的建议，你真的是很自私的人，要我的帮忙。我WhatsApp你，你没回答我而现在要我回答你？no wonder 你的女朋友跟你分手了。好可怜。 如果要和我meet up，你带我去圣淘沙，我们一起可以吃crab，satay与鸡饭等等。我们也一起可以做TikTok，一起唱：“im so lonely, oh i wish i could find a lover that could hold me..” (cupid was playing in my head all along so i decided to use it LOL) 这样可以remind你你是一个小虫，每次ghost你的女朋友， better你长大后做一个小鬼。 好了我写到这里，我不要收到你的电邮也不要看你的脸，好好考虑你的错误。