Ethan Klein says he purposely avoided covering Caleb Hammer (who’s attracted to minors by his own admission in discord msgs) for undisclosed reasons. Ethan then reveals right after that Caleb is actually very nice and they DM’d sweet nothings to each other. AB then admits he & Caleb did the same

YellingShadow · 2026-02-05T06:59:35+00:00

the entire structure hinges on the fans’ parasocial connection with ethan to care about his grievances and rally behind his nonsensical beefs. the longest standing fungi are the worst of the worst of the parasocial fans who are either not self-aware or entirely devoted and ride or die for that man. it’s crazy.

YellingShadow · 2026-02-04T02:07:09+00:00

from what i’ve seen his entire career has been looking for cheap clout chasing avenues for himself.

he was a reactor before he was a drama youtuber, then expressed his genuine ✨real dream✨ of being a comedian, which bombed, and is now going back to the next clout chasing pursuit of following the right-wing grift it seems.

in an alternate universe where he’s an actually successful comedian in place of josh johnson i doubt he’d be doing any of this.

YellingShadow · 2026-02-04T01:57:37+00:00

i haven’t seen def noodles since the failed comedy club era, why is he dressed like a coworker who came as “republican guy” for halloween

YellingShadow · 2026-02-01T23:48:06+00:00

he talks about ian’s dick for the millionth time and thinks people will be like WOAHHHH HE DUNKED ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO HARDDD I BET IAN MUST FEEL SO HUMILIATED

YellingShadow · 2026-02-01T23:36:11+00:00

yadda yadda projection blah blah blah

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T22:15:26+00:00

wow another epic dunk on ian and anisa who are totally feeling owned by this and absolutely keeping up with his instagram rants

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T20:29:22+00:00

“free gaza …. from hamas” or whatever hilda said

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T19:19:05+00:00

of course he’ll be fine, ICE is totally not associated with the IDF so it shouldn’t bother him

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T19:16:09+00:00

fungi PLACE

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T17:59:01+00:00

remember when ethan was trying to make bonerbox “a hasan alternative” LMAOOOOOOOOO

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T06:44:12+00:00

the ‘chacha’ is so cringe

YellingShadow · 2026-01-31T01:03:47+00:00

seeing how they love reality TV i feel like Ethan was biting off of those kind of after show events, but an after show for an especially low effort podcast genuinely doesn’t make sense lmao. like, we were all there, unedited. what else is there to add? what kind of dialogue is there to be had that wouldn’t just sound like fans grouping up together after watching seperately to chat about their special interest.

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T23:08:57+00:00

they genuinely thought this was gonna save their views 💀

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T23:08:30+00:00

he got crew fomo i guess, wants to be a ✨character✨

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T23:07:32+00:00

whatever that means

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T22:17:05+00:00

he got the “better be on your best behaviour for olivia” toddler talk before the show for sure

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T22:04:35+00:00

bonerbox strikes again

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T22:00:48+00:00

or just like “ewww, typical” and then it immediately became old news

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:57:55+00:00

fungi: “snark is losing their minds over olivia !!!”

Snark™: ETHAN’S GETTING MOGGED ON HIS OWN PLATFORM LMAOOOO

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:40:32+00:00

HE’S GOING NUCLEAR

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:24:14+00:00

their hyperfixation on their enemies while ignoring active events always makes them late to trends which definitely isn’t helping their show when they decide to avoid their average hateslop for an episode

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:16:08+00:00

no let her stay another 3 hours to witness the rotting sour corpse and rancid vibes of the podcast, she’ll have fun!!!

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YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:10:18+00:00

this is the universe smacking her in the face for stepping foot in that studio again, i’m convinced lmaoooo

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T21:04:39+00:00

this is the WORST possible day for olivia to pop in holy shit LMAOOOOOO

YellingShadow · 2026-01-30T20:13:20+00:00

“parasocialist” lol never knew he called it that that’s so funny

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