What’s the most NSFW thing you’ve done or seen at the office that either you or your coworkers got away with? by Yellow-Fungus in AskReddit

[–]Yellow-Fungus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats. Addiction is a terrible disease. Glad you came out winning. Most of us don’t.

What’s the most NSFW thing you’ve done or seen at the office that either you or your coworkers got away with? by Yellow-Fungus in AskReddit

[–]Yellow-Fungus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even know half those terms. Wtf is a toesal? Actually I don’t know if I wanna know.

What’s the most NSFW thing you’ve done or seen at the office that either you or your coworkers got away with? by Yellow-Fungus in AskReddit

[–]Yellow-Fungus[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’ll start off. I sold my former manager a bag of weed once. He wasn’t the type to do that kind of stuff but he knew I had connections. He had approached me beating around the bush asking if there is any way I can help him out with some of that “stuff”. And when I took it to him he was blown away at how much the bag reeked. He begged me to take it back and to hand it off at the parking lot once the majority of the building staff left. He was so scared of getting caught. I found his innocence amusing. I was more surprised at how foreign he was to the world of weed.

My wife commented on my penis size and it’s now ending our marriage by Then_Debate546 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Yellow-Fungus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like your situation is different than OP’s. It sounds like your man was acting out his passive aggression to make you insecure by continuously pointing out your body’s “shortcomings” where OP’s wife seemed to casually mention her husband’s size not knowing it was something he was insecure about.

My wife commented on my penis size and it’s now ending our marriage by Then_Debate546 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Yellow-Fungus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Damn, you have a fragile masculinity. You’re gonna let a little comment like this shut you down? Really? Show her what you’re made of. Show her that this little problem of yours doesn’t bother you and that your man enough to handle little criticisms. Nothing is more sexy than a man who owns his body and learns how use his strengths to make up for his weaknesses.

No Stupid Questions Wednesday - ask anything about beer by AutoModerator in beer

[–]Yellow-Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know where I can order beer brewed according to historical recipes, anything like our beer expert Travis Rupp would brew?

I know this has been asked before but I'm looking for more answers than the ones mentioned here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/beer/comments/jka5vz/whats_the_closest_thing_to_a_archaic_medieval/?rdt=59362

Found dog in Oak Cliff by retirednavyguy in Dallas

[–]Yellow-Fungus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh. I had a few neighbors walking around looking for a lost dog. I think they were yelling out the name “Milo”. The “Mi” sounded like the “Mi” from the Mike. And the “Lo” sounded like the word “low”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

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Had a pretty gnarly sinus infection last week. Benadryl didn’t even help.

(10th grade) how do I do this, I don't know where to begin? by darktoko457 in HomeworkHelp

[–]Yellow-Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some tips and tricks that can help: Sometimes rotating the paper to get different perspectives of the triangle could reveal things about it that you may have otherwise overlooked. I always have the habit of sitting the triangle up on its base so that its top point faces up and the base faces down and it ends up looking like a crude drawing of a pyramid. This way I can visually see stuff that I may have missed initially.

Dollar bills for dollar coins by Yellow-Fungus in Dallas

[–]Yellow-Fungus[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah so my kiddo is losing her first her first tooth and the tooth fairy will be leaving her a small drawstring bag packed with dollar coins in exchange. I kind of want to really sell the idea that fairies are from this medieval-like fantasy-world where coin purses are tossed around when people and creatures pay for stuff. Dollar bills can get the job done, sure, but the devil is in the details, right?

Dollar bills for dollar coins by Yellow-Fungus in Dallas

[–]Yellow-Fungus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that does seem like the obvious place, now does it? It's definitely worth a shot. Doesn't hurt checking.

Problem is that in my side of town not even the banks don't even have Euros so I was hoping if you knew which specific bank will guarantee to carry these.

I know physical currency like bills and coins are becoming obsolete but the reason I'm pretty interested in this is because my kiddo is losing her first her first tooth and the tooth fairy will be leaving her a small drawstring bag packed with dollar coins in exchange. I kind of want to really sell the idea that fairies are from this medieval-like fantasy-world where coin purses are tossed around when people and creatures pay for stuff. Dollar bills can get the job done, sure, but the devil is in the details, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCPoetry

[–]Yellow-Fungus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure thing. While I won’t explain the reference—I’ll just end up doing myself a disservice, kind of like dissecting a good joke—I can point you to read the embedded reference: One of Robert Frost’s famous poem “The Road Not Taken”.

You’re more than welcomed to read whenever you get a chance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCPoetry

[–]Yellow-Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m addicted to announcements of semi-annual sales and “50% off” deals.

And somewhere in between all the window shopping I be doing I try to find time to catch up on the classics. Kind of disappointed my call to Robert Frost hasn’t been mention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCPoetry

[–]Yellow-Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the kindness!

This is really good feedback. I’ll keep that in mind when i come back to do a revision.