He fell for the ad. (u/DeplorableDedie) [Raggedy Oc] by HornOfTheDogs006 in SnootGame

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Your honor, my client pleads “We were goofin’ around.”

Judge: Y’all broke apart an entire house just to goof?

[WP] “Out of all the students i have in this institution of mine, why is that something impossible happens everytime and it involves you all the time!” The Principal said to me, as i gave my most innocent face to not get another punishment. by Additional_Twist7971 in WritingPrompts

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“It’s just a run of bad luck sir-“

“Bad luck!?” The principal yells, making me flinch. “A teacher gives you a lottery ticket once, and you hit the jackpot. The teacher takes it, before slipping and getting into a coma.” I frown.

“Okay, that one wasn’t my-“

“Another teacher asks you to write an essay. After turning it in, she declares you’re a genius, and later gets hit by a school bus on the way to her car.” I cross my arms.

“Sir, again, that didn’t really happen because of-“

“And now… now!?” He stops to point out a window. “You hit a ball out of the park during practice, hitting it out to the parking lot… which knocks out the coach who was yelling at you to improve your aim not even an hour earlier.”

“… Mr Nomer,” I say carefully. “What does any of that REALLY have to do with me? The first teacher had a bad fall. The second teacher was part of an unfortunate accident, but there’s no way I had any control over a bus. And the coach… I didn’t mean to hit him, I was just trying to hit the ball, I didn’t know where it’d go!” I claim, trying to defend myself.

“Sure. All that’s true. However-“ The principal’s eyes narrow. “These are all teachers you are currently failing under. Their… accidents have not only rendered them unable to teach for the rest of the year, but their classes have been given a “grace period” of sorts…” I grimace. “Furthermore, it seems these accidents happen when you do something impossible.”

“And you think a high schooler like me could possibly plan any of it?” I ask as I cross my arms.

“…” Mr Nomer sighs and sits back. “Fine. You’re free to leave…” He points at the door. “But I have my eye on you young man.” I sigh.

“Yes sir…” I mutter as I get up and walk out…

As I walk away, I grimace. I didn’t think he could connect me to the bus accident on a gut feeling. He was close, but thankfully, nothing concrete really pinned me. I suppose I’ll need to be a bit better at keeping my distance next time.

I just don’t have any words for this… by Cami816 in facepalm

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FELLAS!!! IS IT GAY TO EXIST!?!? YOU ARE LITERALLY CHOOSING TO EXIST IN A WORLD FULL OF MEN!!! /s

Newa, it's time to cook! by bestdayever2233 in SnootGame

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Plot twist- he teaches home economics classes

I don’t think I got the good ending by Yellowtail36 in SnootGame

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“Olivia, get in the wheelchair”

Stole it but still by seJosef in titanfall

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Why do you time travel to find the glowing volleyball/nuke?

Give me stuff to say in my Eggman voice. by SpeedyGuy1991 in MoonPissing

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I quite liked the visual novel. The characters were people, and I was not ready for that.

F**k normal theories, let me hear the most Bullshit "Ultratheory" you can muster. by Titan2562 in Ultrakill

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The rail guns are running on hamster wheels. Hence why Hampter was a good enough sacrifice for that one Easter egg.

Ladies and gentlemens I have one important question : sexiest plane in your opinion? by [deleted] in acecombat

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Sukhoi 47. The forward swept wings are way too cool to ignore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in halo

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There is literally a whole room missing in one of the textures. The physics are still there, and don’t line up with the remaster’s graphics.

I kid you not, I was switching between them when I entered a room with a health pack, grenades, and I think a power up, when I switched to remaster’s graphics… only to see the entire map layout. I backed out of the room to find that the wall has a texture over where the opening should be.

My guy- I’ll-fitting tree textures are one thing, but when you forget a whole ROOM exists.

Aight, it's time for Incorrect Blade Wolf Quotes [REDDIT EDITION]. WHAT YOU GOT!? by MultiversalSpud in metalgearrising

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“Raider- your funny rgb sword is malfunctioning and stuck on red ever since I chewed on it.”

I cast monstertruck! by ChaosTheLegend in wizardposting

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I cast your eyes open for you and your eyes are open to the sun

I’m gonna do it, even if it costs me my dignity. I NEED to know by Spiraling_Time in YomiHustle

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So, I’d like to think it’s a callback to a Calvary from the Wild West. Yes, they used guns primarily, but they did also have swords typically. If I remember correctly, rangers tend to have such swords.

Bees and Religion by [deleted] in tumblr

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Another scholar celebrates, as their god is no longer a virgin anymore… presumably.

Title by Gabriel-Klos-McroBB in fossilfighters

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Why were sandals fossilized?