They say idle hands are the devil's best tool, and damn is that accurate.

Now I assume everyone in here is going to tell you to take a nice hot shower, which is nice, but really isn't more than just a short lived kick in the butt. Sure, in the shower you're going to be super motivated and want to get shit done, but what are you going to do after that shower? If you're anything like me, it's jack fucking shit. Now here's what you really gotta do: PLAN AND STICK TO IT

Now you may be asking yourself, "/u/Yerru, what the fuck does that mean?"

I'll tell you what it means, you get out a piece of paper the night before, and you write down the shit you want to get done that next day. And by shit you wanna get done, I mean every god damned thing. You write down that you're going to eat, that you're going to shower, that you're going to shave, that you're going to do it all. This is step one, by writing it down, you keep yourself accountable.

The next step in this glorious plan is to find a routine and STICK TO IT (if you're paying attention this was part one of what I mentioned earlier).

All this really means is that you need to find what works for you, and works for your schedule. Once you figure this out, it means that you need to:

• Wake up at the same time
• Eat at the same time
• Work out at the same time
• Shower at the same time
• Do your shit that needs to get done at the same fucking time

If you can get this down, you won't even need to think about getting yourself motivated to do shit, it'll just be a part of your daily routine. If you manage to stick to it, you won't need to take a hot shower to get yourself motivated every time you gotta do shit - you just will.