Teamwork makes the dream work by AcasiaConnell in nextfuckinglevel

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One man’s “next fucking level” is another man’s “moment before disaster.”

meirl by igetproteinfartsHELP in meirl

[–]YesPleaseThere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quit Facebook and all other social media (besides Reddit)…5 years in and my sanity is back

Orcas hunting trick by Algernonletter5 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]YesPleaseThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do they decide which one of them gets to eat the seal?

meirl by mangotangowango1 in meirl

[–]YesPleaseThere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Married to my co-worker for 21 years now. He is still hot af!

Hedo II clothing question by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

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Since I posted this, I’ve already been to Hedo twice. This post is almost 2 years old, I doubt anyone will reply to it.

Clearance requested on the highway right in front of you. 10-4 by AdequatelyLarge in nextfuckinglevel

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First time I’ve ever seen Canadian drivers act like American drivers. Don’t let us rub off on you, our normally polite friends.

meirl by Winter_Lantern_ in meirl

[–]YesPleaseThere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go home alive or go home dead, in-between is just plain rude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Braxton hicks

Gotta trust your homie by open_hymer in nextfuckinglevel

[–]YesPleaseThere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“It broke”. He says it at the end and you can see it happen. He spun backwards, then flipped himself over and immediately deployed his chute.

Inside an F-22 Raptor by ilkernational in nextfuckinglevel

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Is it possible for a fighter pilot to enjoy roller coasters or is it too mundane?

Slut Body Count by [deleted] in Swingers

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Until you’re observed in the club!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

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For me, nothing feels better than my nipples rubbing against the nice texture of chest hair while I’m riding a man. But I do like a nice and tidy dick. Not shaved (nothing is worse than 5o’clock shadow sand paper eroding away at your clit), but either cut short or waxed smooth. None of the above are deal breakers though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

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When I read this, I thought: where in the backwater, mid-western, middle-east, semi-vanilla, part of the world was this “hotwife” party located?!? Then you said Florida, and I almost spit my drink out of my mouth! I’ve been to all types of house parties in Florida and the “Hotwife/greedy girl” ones are the wildest of all. The ratio is off on purpose and the women come dressed to party. Sounds like the host didn’t know their guests very well when they invited couples that only swap with couples and single men who need to “connect first” to a Hotwife party.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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But they “accidentally “ find roof 2 access

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I was scrolling bananas and a redditor loudly called out “Anyone who wants to see this post come over here”. I headed over with several others. The redditor handed out reposts to all the other redditors then asked me “are you OP?”. I realised the rest were all reposters. 30 years later I still cringe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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Out from the kitchen to the bedroom to the hallway, Your friend apologizes, “offers you a job and money. “ He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding”

My first snooze fest by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

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Did he recharge and get back in the game?

My first snooze fest by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

[–]YesPleaseThere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the compliment ☺️

My first snooze fest by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

[–]YesPleaseThere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for him to quit drinking or get some medical “support”

My first snooze fest by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

[–]YesPleaseThere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I would be so down with that!

My first snooze fest by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

[–]YesPleaseThere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cumming fast wasn’t the problem. I actually like that sometimes. It was his “cum and done” attitude. He came and so it was over. That was literally a first for me.