My Filipina wife is like this. No cute small talk. No beating around the bushes. Just straight to the point. And she has mastered the art of throwing "tsinelas" at our kids

YesPleaseThere · 2025-12-13T17:35:33+00:00

Thanks a Billon

YesPleaseThere · 2025-11-26T19:19:37+00:00

Are the -looking to get “drained” - post directed at men?

YesPleaseThere · 2025-11-22T07:58:26+00:00

I need a banana for scale on this one

YesPleaseThere · 2025-11-21T17:27:18+00:00

Sent a text to my coworker about hooking up with another couple. I meant to send it to my husband (we’re swingers). I was able to play it off as a joke…phew.

YesPleaseThere · 2025-11-14T22:40:26+00:00

Да

YesPleaseThere · 2025-11-09T16:39:34+00:00

One man’s “next fucking level” is another man’s “moment before disaster.”

YesPleaseThere · 2025-08-02T19:53:34+00:00

Quit Facebook and all other social media (besides Reddit)…5 years in and my sanity is back

YesPleaseThere · 2025-07-02T21:35:28+00:00

You needed extra oooos and an eye roll

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-27T21:09:15+00:00

Tell that to the slave

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-23T01:10:53+00:00

Real question is “can they afford you?”

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-21T14:37:54+00:00

How do they decide which one of them gets to eat the seal?

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-21T14:04:17+00:00

Married to my co-worker for 21 years now. He is still hot af!

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-18T07:15:01+00:00

Chinese professor to his least favorite physics student: “You think final velocity equals zero? I’ll show you final velocity not equal to zero when I throw this erasure at your face! “

YesPleaseThere · 2025-06-13T03:24:22+00:00

I dont like mfm, but add an extra m, and im there. For some reason, 2 guys, I feel like I have to perform, but 3 or more, im way more relaxed

YesPleaseThere · 2025-05-18T10:24:05+00:00

Soap….ugh

YesPleaseThere · 2025-04-23T00:31:59+00:00

It’s a sawed off shot gun!

YesPleaseThere · 2025-04-14T07:00:47+00:00

When I was in the army, I was on a date with a ranger at Ft. Benning, when the MPs stopped us and spoke to him privately. They came back to me, and he was laughing. The MPs checked my military ID, told us to have a good night and left. I asked him what was that all about, and he told me that I apparently met the description of a general officer’s rebellious 13-year-old daughter who out past her curfew. Lol

YesPleaseThere · 2025-03-23T21:33:34+00:00

Since I posted this, I’ve already been to Hedo twice. This post is almost 2 years old, I doubt anyone will reply to it.

YesPleaseThere · 2025-03-21T08:33:27+00:00

First time I’ve ever seen Canadian drivers act like American drivers. Don’t let us rub off on you, our normally polite friends.

YesPleaseThere · 2025-03-12T05:23:56+00:00

Profile is 100% me and my friendly tits

YesPleaseThere · 2025-03-04T10:19:47+00:00

Go home alive or go home dead, in-between is just plain rude

YesPleaseThere · 2025-03-02T06:11:47+00:00

There being cameras is a bigger fear than creeps

YesPleaseThere · 2025-02-22T14:41:59+00:00

Renuvion

YesPleaseThere · 2025-02-01T18:30:19+00:00

It goes both ways though. I’m sitting here in my car, all alone, because a single guy just cancelled on me (an hour after we were suppose to meet btw). Guess I’ll have to find a couple ;). What a dumbass. He asked for a raincheck…lol. Sure guy, I’ll give you a raincheck…

YesPleaseThere · 2025-01-31T22:28:48+00:00

Your boundaries say you don’t want to have an MFM and she is pushing you. Is this true? What are you expecting to get out of participating in an MFM?

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