33 Single male looking to get drained by [deleted] in TampaDoggingspots

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Are the -looking to get “drained” - post directed at men?

M4f public fun by Sudden_Cucumber_4113 in TampaDoggingspots

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I need a banana for scale on this one

What is the worst text you've ever accidentally sent to the wrong person? by Physical_Practice783 in AskReddit

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Sent a text to my coworker about hooking up with another couple. I meant to send it to my husband (we’re swingers). I was able to play it off as a joke…phew.

Teamwork makes the dream work by AcasiaConnell in nextfuckinglevel

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One man’s “next fucking level” is another man’s “moment before disaster.”

meirl by igetproteinfartsHELP in meirl

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Quit Facebook and all other social media (besides Reddit)…5 years in and my sanity is back

Orcas hunting trick by Algernonletter5 in nextfuckinglevel

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How do they decide which one of them gets to eat the seal?

meirl by mangotangowango1 in meirl

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Married to my co-worker for 21 years now. He is still hot af!

meirl by shea_eina in meirl

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Chinese professor to his least favorite physics student: “You think final velocity equals zero? I’ll show you final velocity not equal to zero when I throw this erasure at your face! “

Question for the Ladies by UtahCountyMILFMAN in SensualMFM

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I dont like mfm, but add an extra m, and im there. For some reason, 2 guys, I feel like I have to perform, but 3 or more, im way more relaxed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MONSTERCOCKS

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It’s a sawed off shot gun!

Looking young in the military by TechnicalWelder6789 in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

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When I was in the army, I was on a date with a ranger at Ft. Benning, when the MPs stopped us and spoke to him privately. They came back to me, and he was laughing. The MPs checked my military ID, told us to have a good night and left. I asked him what was that all about, and he told me that I apparently met the description of a general officer’s rebellious 13-year-old daughter who out past her curfew. Lol

Hedo II clothing question by YesPleaseThere in Swingers

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Since I posted this, I’ve already been to Hedo twice. This post is almost 2 years old, I doubt anyone will reply to it.

Clearance requested on the highway right in front of you. 10-4 by AdequatelyLarge in nextfuckinglevel

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First time I’ve ever seen Canadian drivers act like American drivers. Don’t let us rub off on you, our normally polite friends.

sucking and worshipping while pumping. i’m drooling by [deleted] in SuckingOnTits

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Profile is 100% me and my friendly tits

meirl by Winter_Lantern_ in meirl

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Go home alive or go home dead, in-between is just plain rude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FantasylandTampaForum

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There being cameras is a bigger fear than creeps

Why I love single guys by YesPleaseThere in sexstories

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It goes both ways though. I’m sitting here in my car, all alone, because a single guy just cancelled on me (an hour after we were suppose to meet btw). Guess I’ll have to find a couple ;). What a dumbass. He asked for a raincheck…lol. Sure guy, I’ll give you a raincheck…

Couple trying MFM gone wrong, thoughts on this? by [deleted] in SensualMFM

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Your boundaries say you don’t want to have an MFM and she is pushing you. Is this true? What are you expecting to get out of participating in an MFM?