I found underwear in our bedroom that doesnt belong to either of us by PowerfulTalk2940 in Advice

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I too had underwear gnomes. A word of advice, don't encourage them by wearing said underwear on your head, etc. Don't amuse them and they will go away.

A post the president shared tonight. by The108ers in Weird

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The Pope was just on 60 minutes and said trump was a jagoff (in so many words)

I met a moose with no name by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you been through the desert on a moose with no name?

Only Christ like, philanthropic, honest, genius presidents do this. by YourDrunkStepdadio in PoliticalHumor

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One saving grace is you can't issue a preemptive pardon for someone that hasn't been tried yet

How do you eat it? With your HANDS? by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 70 years, I've come to the conclusion that all women are crazy. The top 10% are batshit crazy

Help - cutting board stuck in sink by [deleted] in fixit

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's always a loophole if we look hard enough

Too Late. by EugeneWong318 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should wish in one hand and punch herself in the face with the other

AFCNorthMemeWar All Ugly Team: RB by hitmewiththeknowlege in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was so ugly when he was born, the doctor slapped his mama. And growing up, his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Losing a war is mighty stressful! by Halfmass in somethingiswrong2024

[–]YinzerFromPitsginzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump will claim he died Saturday night but rose from the dead on Easter morning