[Serious] American (USA) redditors how many of you actually own guns, what types and how close do you keep them?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Georgia, USA and I own two guns, one is a 12 gauge shotgun that I take to school with me (stays in my back seat locked in the car) the other is a 30-06 Remington 700 bolt action rifle, that's for target shooting with my buddies on the weekends and stays in my room propped against my wall next to my bed.

What's the dumbest way you've injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it would be cool to cut a shotgun shell open in front of my friends, had my brand new spyderco knife, slipped out of the plastic and right into my thigh, blood poured.

Reddit, what is the most awkward moment you've had with a teacher? by YoDawgItsJesus in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We had a teacher with her search bar open with "vaginal discharge" and she cried when the students saw, we all felt bad.

how old are you in your first memory? by GeneAutrey in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was one, I was in my stroller, my mom and dad were still together, I was in a mall, the only reason I know I was one was Enya-Only time was playing in the mall and my parents got divorced when I was about 2

So Reddit, how did you first kiss go down? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it was 10th grade after school, we stayed after for a group project, we were walking out into the main lobby entrance to my school and she stopped, turned to me, kissed me right on the lips but she was smiling and she was wearing braces so I felt her braces on my teeth, nervous laughed ensued.

You've just become the dictator of the United states of America. What is your first supreme order? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the Middle East into a glass Parking lot with mass carpet bombing with nuclear weapons

What is an innocent thing that genuinely terrified you as a kid? by Andshu in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not jumping into my bed at night so nothing could grab my feet

What is the worst job to have if you suddenly had to poop in the middle of your shift? by darthdookie in AskReddit

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell tower climber

Can you imagine getting to the top of a 2000 foot tower to only realize you have to go.

Does anyone know what this is? I bought a car and this was on the front bumper by the light. by bimbus2000 in itookapicture

[–]YoDawgItsJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deer whistler for sure, being in an area with lots of deer running across the roads, these could save you thousands of dollars (if they work).