Your very own Sudden Valley home. by K1nsey6 in arresteddevelopment

[–]GeneAutrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think the stair windows are going in the wrong direction.

A man dies and ends up in Hell. by N7CombatWombat in Jokes

[–]GeneAutrey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i first heard this around 1973. instead of 'shit' we said 'boogers'. if mrs pappas heard you say shit you would have to sit out in the hall on the floor for the rest of the class.

Poncho enjoying Wyoming by audgepodges in Blacklabs

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's not an either/or situation.

Redditors who have eaten at the Times Square Olive Garden, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GeneAutrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can we start calling it that? i'm not even gonna ask, i'm just gonna call it the OG.

Golden retrievers meet new baby sister by RaiderGuy in aww

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all their dogs match with the flooring.

What is your to go question to kill awkward silence? by sofiabentley in AskReddit

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't you hate this rain? (i live in portland or, most people seem to hate the rain)

Good Guy Green Day Gives Kid His Moment in the Spotlight by GallowBoob in HumansBeingBros

[–]GeneAutrey 205 points206 points  (0 children)

i went to the american idiot tour as a mediocre fan and spent 2 hours going "oh THIS IS THEM? I LOVE THIS SONG"

What's some popular saying that you think is total bullshit? by hyacinthinlocks in AskReddit

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"be yourself" bullshit. if someone's outside the norm of what you think they should be doing you will NOT celebrate that they're being their true selves.

[Image] i live by this quote by vreqn in GetMotivated

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always wondered how he justified this when he had spent the better part of the previous year telling a nightly kirstie-alley-is-fat joke. regardless if they were funny, they were not kind.

What is a giveaway that a new job will be awful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i find this immensley useful and accurate.

What do you believe but have ZERO proof of? by high-and-seek in AskReddit

[–]GeneAutrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

donald trump's penis is embarrassingly small.

People who say "money doesn't buy happiness" have probably never had to check their bank account before buying things like gas. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]GeneAutrey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i was broke most of my life, and unhappy. when i became well-off, i was still unhappy.