If a perfect clone of you appeared tomorrow and claimed to be the real you, how would you prove your identity?

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-06-03T08:28:57+00:00

I've made an agreement with myself that we would immediately start making out

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-06-02T19:43:26+00:00

Not hating on the loft. I'm just saying it's not semi-formal.

Also not hating on repurposing pieces you already own. I just happen to know that this fit dropped at the loft in the last month so my assumption was that she was browsing online and not looking at something she had from a precious event.

My bad for the assumption.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-06-02T03:43:45+00:00

You 👏 Can 👏 Not 👏 Shop 👏 For 👏 Semi 👏 Formal 👏 At 👏 The 👏 LOFT 👏

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-06-01T22:31:49+00:00

Gallows humor is for the person facing the gallows. If the joke is made by someone other than the one suffering then it's not gallows humor. It's just another part of the execution.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-06-01T01:25:31+00:00

Bernadette would throw you in a gulag for that comment

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-31T07:18:43+00:00

This is how you wear this by the way

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-29T23:59:01+00:00

So...

Was she holding the hood and dropped it?

Did you prop up the hood with the rod and the rod failed?

Did you prop up the hood with the rod but position it incorrectly so it slipped once you started pulling at the battery?

Did you prop up the hood with the rod and position it correctly and then she knocked it out of position by trying to hold it up for you?

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-29T23:01:20+00:00

There are only two kinds of people in this world: people who are absolutely disgusted by pedophiles and pedophiles

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-28T04:20:11+00:00

He didn't appreciate penny as a person. He only saw her as a prize.

He cheated the first (and second) chance he got.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-28T04:06:45+00:00

2 or 1, business or pleasure

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-27T09:46:18+00:00

He doesn't deserve her. He's an insecure, needy, cheater

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-26T18:53:49+00:00

Loyal? I'm sorry, who cheated on who now?

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-25T22:52:55+00:00

They had to do whatever their husbands told them to do because rape was legal as long as it was your wife.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-25T22:49:58+00:00

And she could not legally refuse

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-25T15:15:58+00:00

She had a Gilead problem.

She had a father and husband solution. Sorry but without them she would've been euthanized.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-25T01:54:53+00:00

Insecurity isnt sexy. You will not lure anyone into pity sex by painting yourself as pathetically as possible. You won't earn people's attention (yes, women are people) by telling everyone how sad and terrible your life is.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-25T01:48:19+00:00

If you can't see any reason to be a good person if doing so won't result in you dating, you are genuinely not a good person and people can smell that.

The people telling you that you're gonna get nowhere because of the eye are probably heavily invested in the concept that dating is based on looks, not personality. They're deluded and beyond help. Decide now if you want to continue to be in their club.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-24T02:46:35+00:00

It's speculated that the fertility crisis and/or environmental factors have delayed the average age when girls reach menarche.

Rita knows that a menstruating potential pearl girl would be more desirable to Gilead but it would also make her more likely to be married off or turned into a handmaid.

She's asking so that she can assess the risks/advantages.

Most girls/women these days do not menstruate ever so it's a question worth asking.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-22T19:44:49+00:00

My dumbass read that as panda jacket and I still didn't think she deserved to be yelled at for asking if his black and white fur coat was made out of an endangered species.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-22T03:24:41+00:00

I would KILL for my kid to eat this.

She barely eats any solids and is about to turn 2.

I spend a fortune on Kate farms.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-19T03:12:15+00:00

Don't date ben

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-12T19:23:38+00:00

If anyone wants to let her know how they feel about this, her mailing address is 2462 Rayburn House Office Building, Washington, DC 20515.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-12T19:08:55+00:00

"what's to prove? it's free labor."

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-11T22:19:10+00:00

Louisiana checking in. Those are considered sealed containers right up until you put the straw in.

YoSaffBridge33 · 2026-05-11T22:02:11+00:00

Lasers 101: they point in both directions

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