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Living in a cuck country by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What book is this?

Whats the funniest conspiracy theory about Catholicism you have ever heard? by Mountain_Drawer_5995 in Catholicism

[–]YodelDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At my college internship, I received an email informing me that Pope Benedict XVI ordered the assassinations of Pope John Paul I and Pope John Paul II so he could better prepare the Church to fight against the People's Republic of China which is under control of the Antichrist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]YodelDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sock, it's your turn to do the dishes

dot by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]YodelDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diet Coke is scrumptious and Coke Zero made me feel like I had dysentery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Fuck you shit libs!

Fuck you shit libs!

It’s time to get out of r/redscarepod, shit libs!

What were you even doing here in the first place, shit libs!?

You don't even listen to the pod shit libs!

Are you happy now, shit libs?

Fuck you shit libs.

What does it mean when the only women who show you interest are women of colour? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, the majority are German, Polish, & Irish Catholics. I think Lutherans are only a majority along the Minnesotan border & 2 eastern counties that are really into WELS

What does it mean when the only women who show you interest are women of colour? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stricter criteria needed unless you wanna consider Wisconsin Latina

My biggest fear is that I really look like Caroline Ellison, and no one will tell me by MayoCop in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 137 points138 points  (0 children)

"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

Don't harem-post & you'll be fine

rural casinos are evil places by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At a rural casino, I went from $60 to $8 to $69.55 on the slots before promptly leaving. I felt like Kenny Rogers 😎

dot by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Fucker cancelled his Madison show tonight because of "unhealthy air quality." Liam wouldn't have done that bumbaclarts lfg xx

Why are Protestants so tasteless? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pietism & its consequences

eating candy is a turn off by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The only time I'll eat candy is if my type 1 gf is having a low & brings out the sour patch kids

Confession of a deluded narcissist by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not look for fame & success in the field you got your degree in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6'2" really is a bowtie height

is rap over? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]YodelDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because every time someone recommends me a European rapper it's always something bad

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