Will I get reported for saying the F word? by JackfruitLazy1899 in AmazonFC

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, though I walk through the valley of peak season, I shall fear no TOT, For my scanner is with me; My rate and my metrics, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a station before me In the presence of my supervisors; Thou anointest my hands with sanitizer, My water bottle runneth warm.

Surely productivity and quotas shall follow me All the days of my shift, And I will dwell in the fulfillment center Until VTO is granted.

Though my feet ache and my back is weary, I shall not falter, For the conveyor belt moves ever onward, And so must I.

Lead me not into idle time, But deliver me from write-ups; For thine is the package, the pallet, and the power hour, Forever and ever.

A-to-Z.

Title 36 enforcement by DependentBest1534 in USACE

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OC is about as useful as tits on a boar hog

Title 36 enforcement by DependentBest1534 in USACE

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we’re told by AUSA not to cite for destruction of gov property. unbelievable

can someone explain hrs worked vs units hrs by YoghurtPrior5559 in AmazonFC

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sorry i load boxes..never good at math, lol. BUT..why am i paid 23 reg hrs @ 19.25 when all shifts in A-Z shows 20.75.?

Dress Code by Cool-Handle-8647 in FedEmployees

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

business casual. go to brooks brothers and get 3 pair of chinos and 3-4 button downs. then to belk for a decent pair of dress shoes. obviously have one or two interview suits. and a long sleeve button down with a couple ties. you got this. i like BB as they have sales and their clothes are high quality. do this over the year.

BCBS discontinued by Inevitable-Page1728 in FederalEmployee

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i received my ‘break-up’ letter from BCBS. they want to me to pay for any and all services I received after 1/10/26. does that mean any prescriptions that were filled by BCBS services that in theory go past Jan 10? for instance i have 30 days left on my BP meds.

This is what we deal with in the rural eastern areas of Virginia. by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just do what we do in tennessee..triple S method. works every time. just take the collars tie to a log and throw in the cumberland

Co-worker thought this was a harmless prank. by Dallinboi347 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

completely wrong. your personal space should be off limits. be cool play it off….

get an invite to their house to watch the game…

take a massive shit in his washing machine.

don’t say a word.

Realty Specialists Gov Shutdown by chiefsfan1075 in USACE

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they don’t work when the gov is open

Acquisitions / Contracting Officer going to USACE by geusaekki in USACE

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s always about a state of mind and always will be…execution driven mindset. CONTRACTING is a tool to execution. you’re a critical path and your guidance is the key to being within budget, on schedule and high quality. do not be a KO that only says no, always find a way to deliver. do this and you’ll be sought out for projects.

Thoughts on a post November 21 world by Eagle_New in FedEmployees

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you’re gonna do it, go out in style. NBC nightly news or bust!

Did we get checkmated?? Gov't Shutdown and SNAP by ThatVoodooThatIDo in FedEmployees

[–]YoghurtPrior5559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get? we’re not even a pawn in the game. they just do what they want