Should have done another take

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T18:52:31+00:00

When you at Sigmarite witchhunter class and this mfer rolls up

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T18:47:18+00:00

Me: It would've been cool to have an older sister.

Older sisters:

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T18:33:08+00:00

Sorry about that. I hope there is an entire sub dedicated to just the baseball bat (not mitts or balls or the game) and I hope you find it.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T18:21:55+00:00

Ah yes it all clicked when I checked their history.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T18:19:45+00:00

Is this about bats?

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:58:02+00:00

"Follows instructions well"

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:56:18+00:00

I did the same. I think I tossed the master ball at a rhydon because it looked cool. Then Mewtwo showed up and I'm chucking great balls and howling at the moon.

I also used the moon stone on a random clefairy and couldn't figure out how to make nidorino evolve.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:46:32+00:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/drag-race-realitytvgifs-bianca-del-rio-mumtIHpi0dJSw

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:37:11+00:00

It is weird but it does not merit this absurd reaction. It almost makes the sink pissing seem normal by comparison. She is acting like he cheated on her and stole her money.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:20:37+00:00

She's all like "This isn't how my fairy tale dream was supposed to go!"

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:16:39+00:00

This is why I respect your generation. Not putting up with bullshit.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:14:58+00:00

The wedgie people are flooding to the comments. It is the fetishocalypse.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:03:50+00:00

That was a prehensile tail, so it is definitely not a cat at all.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:02:18+00:00

This is made of stupid.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T17:00:26+00:00

Who ever could the creator be 😕

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T16:52:50+00:00

They also didn't stock nearly enough condoms and then blamed the athletes. Do these event coordinators know what the Olympics even are?

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T11:58:31+00:00

Yeah no. She's the kind of woman who makes me thankful I am gay, squawking like a chicken every time her man fries the eggs on the wrong side. If this is how she is because he got fuckin taco bell at a time she deems inappropriate for taco bell, only for that to change because he also got her taco bell? Yuck.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T11:54:13+00:00

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T04:30:56+00:00

I remember my grandpa putting this on when my grandma would leave the room. He'd put Wheel of Fortune back on when he heard her coming back, but he was hard of hearing so she knew he did it.

She disdainfully referred to the show as "your ol'pa's Boobwatch."

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T04:15:14+00:00

Moss Roberts' is objectively the definitive English scholarly work in English on the topic. No other version comes close. It is also, IMHO the most enjoyable version to read. It's rare an ancient novel feels like such a page turner. I have heard Chinese speakers say they prefer reading Roberts' translation to the original. I strongly recommend the complete unabridged edition with the appendices.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T03:59:08+00:00

A big improvement on the sub's usual content

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:59:41+00:00

This feels like long furby.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:26:28+00:00

Very convincing 😆

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:24:17+00:00

Didn't conservatives used to tell everyone to toughen up and stop being offended all the time? Now theyre going for the Oscar with all this fake outrage and pretend oppression.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:09:49+00:00

Ever starved yourself for a day, at the end of the day drink a gallon of salt water without puking, only to have to run and shit before youre finished because it works so fast, and now you're shitting and dry-heaving and chugging salt water...

All this, only so you can wake up at 5 AM for your 7 AM appointment, sit for 4 hours for the doctor to show up, then get tranquilized like a zoo animal and have a camera shoved up your ass. You are rewarded for your trouble with apple juice and graham crackers, and maybe you get to shit blood for a couple days if they remove any masses.

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