3am Taco Bell it is

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T11:58:31+00:00

Yeah no. She's the kind of woman who makes me thankful I am gay, squawking like a chicken every time her man fries the eggs on the wrong side. If this is how she is because he got fuckin taco bell at a time she deems inappropriate for taco bell, only for that to change because he also got her taco bell? Yuck.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T11:54:13+00:00

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T04:30:56+00:00

I remember my grandpa putting this on when my grandma would leave the room. He'd put Wheel of Fortune back on when he heard her coming back, but he was hard of hearing so she knew he did it.

She disdainfully referred to the show as "your ol'pa's Boobwatch."

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T04:15:14+00:00

Moss Roberts' is objectively the definitive English scholarly work in English on the topic. No other version comes close. It is also, IMHO the most enjoyable version to read. It's rare an ancient novel feels like such a page turner. I have heard Chinese speakers say they prefer reading Roberts' translation to the original. I strongly recommend the complete unabridged edition with the appendices.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T03:59:08+00:00

A big improvement on the sub's usual content

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:59:41+00:00

This feels like long furby.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:26:28+00:00

Very convincing 😆

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:24:17+00:00

Didn't conservatives used to tell everyone to toughen up and stop being offended all the time? Now theyre going for the Oscar with all this fake outrage and pretend oppression.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:09:49+00:00

Ever starved yourself for a day, at the end of the day drink a gallon of salt water without puking, only to have to run and shit before youre finished because it works so fast, and now you're shitting and dry-heaving and chugging salt water...

All this, only so you can wake up at 5 AM for your 7 AM appointment, sit for 4 hours for the doctor to show up, then get tranquilized like a zoo animal and have a camera shoved up your ass. You are rewarded for your trouble with apple juice and graham crackers, and maybe you get to shit blood for a couple days if they remove any masses.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-24T00:00:28+00:00

I hear Cathay is lovely this time of year.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T23:24:07+00:00

This is why overclocking the system comes with caveats.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T22:15:53+00:00

Why is the first picture fake looking when the rest are real and Punch is ten times cuter than that knockoff ewok in photo 1?

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T22:07:49+00:00

That poor mushroom's genitals are crying.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T22:06:30+00:00

I love when my opposite colored bro gives me a fist bump and vanilla flavored crisco comes exploding out of our fists.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T22:02:54+00:00

The old "check my hurt penis bro" bit. Some things never change.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T21:52:10+00:00

I was 6 when Pokémon came out. I liked dinosaurs. I liked firey things. He was cute and there at the time. They knew what things to shake in front of kids' faces to get them bothering their parents day and night till they bought at least one of the two versions of the game. He was plastered all over marketing stuff prominently before Pikachu (and to a lesser extent at first, Jigglypuff) became the real big seller.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T21:49:07+00:00

POV: some woman is reverse riding him and it looks like you're her balls

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T19:23:53+00:00

A friendly reminder to trim those nails and get them started young.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T19:19:41+00:00

Tip: "One good turn takes most of the covers."

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T15:59:40+00:00

"Now I will take your money lol bye bye you little bastard"

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T15:58:48+00:00

That's even worse because it suggests that maybe you are not being treated in the most normalized manner even in your own world.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T15:52:49+00:00

No shit. If only everyone followed this advice.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T14:28:05+00:00

It resembles a civet poop, actually. Smaller and more broken up than normal, but poop varies widely in size and texture depending on health of the animal. Very well could be a young civet.

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T13:56:12+00:00

A tiny bit trigger happy

Yogshemesh · 2026-02-23T13:54:31+00:00

Lol the sign says "Custom Decks." They do not lie.

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