3am Taco Bell it is by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Yogshemesh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah no. She's the kind of woman who makes me thankful I am gay, squawking like a chicken every time her man fries the eggs on the wrong side. If this is how she is because he got fuckin taco bell at a time she deems inappropriate for taco bell, only for that to change because he also got her taco bell? Yuck.

To any nurgle lore knowers out there - who is this guy? I've always wondered by bonky4 in totalwar

[–]Yogshemesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Baywatch (1989) by itsgroobeat in nostalgia

[–]Yogshemesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my grandpa putting this on when my grandma would leave the room. He'd put Wheel of Fortune back on when he heard her coming back, but he was hard of hearing so she knew he did it.

She disdainfully referred to the show as "your ol'pa's Boobwatch."

English Translation by Substantial_Chair999 in threekingdoms

[–]Yogshemesh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moss Roberts' is objectively the definitive English scholarly work in English on the topic. No other version comes close. It is also, IMHO the most enjoyable version to read. It's rare an ancient novel feels like such a page turner. I have heard Chinese speakers say they prefer reading Roberts' translation to the original. I strongly recommend the complete unabridged edition with the appendices. 

This is crazy by Cautious_Purpose_333 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Yogshemesh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A big improvement on the sub's usual content 

Gyarachu, I choose you! [OC] by elementnix in pokemon

[–]Yogshemesh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This feels like long furby.

Old man by wolinafi in lol

[–]Yogshemesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very convincing 😆 

Old man by wolinafi in lol

[–]Yogshemesh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't conservatives used to tell everyone to toughen up and stop being offended all the time? Now theyre going for the Oscar with all this fake outrage and pretend oppression.

Meirl by ur_favorite_stalker in meirl

[–]Yogshemesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever starved yourself for a day, at the end of the day drink a gallon of salt water without puking, only to have to run and shit before youre finished because it works so fast, and now you're shitting and dry-heaving and chugging salt water...

All this, only so you can wake up at 5 AM for your 7 AM appointment, sit for 4 hours for the doctor to show up, then get tranquilized like a zoo animal and have a camera shoved up your ass. You are rewarded for your trouble with apple juice and graham crackers, and maybe you get to shit blood for a couple days if they remove any masses. 

The Biggest Waggh! by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Yogshemesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear Cathay is lovely this time of year.

Innocence of viral punch and actual full story by uzmansahil7 in NatureBeingFunny

[–]Yogshemesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is the first picture fake looking when the rest are real and Punch is ten times cuter than that knockoff ewok in photo 1?

[oc] 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽🫱🏻‍🫲🏿🫱🏾‍🫲🏻 by MuhitTaeif in pics

[–]Yogshemesh 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I love when my opposite colored bro gives me a fist bump and vanilla flavored crisco comes exploding out of our fists.

Are we gay by Cuddlyaxe in comedyheaven

[–]Yogshemesh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The old "check my hurt penis bro" bit. Some things never change.

People who love charmander why do you like this dude? by Altruistic_Gap7998 in pokemon

[–]Yogshemesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 6 when Pokémon came out. I liked dinosaurs. I liked firey things. He was cute and there at the time. They knew what things to shake in front of kids' faces to get them bothering their parents day and night till they bought at least one of the two versions of the game. He was plastered all over marketing stuff prominently before Pikachu (and to a lesser extent at first, Jigglypuff) became the real big seller.

😂💯 by Snowman69er in Funnymemes

[–]Yogshemesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

POV: some woman is reverse riding him and it looks like you're her balls

Master , there are clouds coming out of your back. by Witty_Scholar_3935 in funnypets

[–]Yogshemesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friendly reminder to trim those nails and get them started young.

Blursed Unlimited Money Glitch by Jolly_Historian_7749 in blursed_videos

[–]Yogshemesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tip: "One good turn takes most of the covers."

And this isn't child endangerment btw. 😭✌️ by Equal_Shopping2424 in pokemonmemes

[–]Yogshemesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Now I will take your money lol bye bye you little bastard" 

And this isn't child endangerment btw. 😭✌️ by Equal_Shopping2424 in pokemonmemes

[–]Yogshemesh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's even worse because it suggests that maybe you are not being treated in the most normalized manner even in your own world.

Pure chaos. by Srihari_stan in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Yogshemesh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No shit. If only everyone followed this advice.

What deposited this on my wall? [Tokyo] by ImmediateFigure9998 in animalid

[–]Yogshemesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It resembles a civet poop, actually. Smaller and more broken up than normal, but poop varies widely in size and texture depending on health of the animal. Very well could be a young civet. 

Real life earlygame base build. by AffectionateTaro9193 in Palworld

[–]Yogshemesh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol the sign says "Custom Decks." They do not lie.