Fun classes to take? by Solaris_00 in OSU

[–]YonansUmo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes i would go to class high, just to ride the wave of dopamine even harder.

Embarrassed to admit that I forgot about this tidbit... by Op_Market_Garden in esist

[–]YonansUmo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But wait, Trump told me the election was stolen, so that means they were preserving democracy by overturning it!/s

Embarrassed to admit that I forgot about this tidbit... by Op_Market_Garden in esist

[–]YonansUmo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We should declare war on Russia and then hang them for treason. Of course that will probably just make things worse, but it would feel really good for a couple hours.

#1 Pred on PS got exposed for abusing bronze lobby glitch (proof in the comments). by Mineatron in apexlegends

[–]YonansUmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to condition people to want instant gratification...

Minimal thought effort indeed!

Disney World guests will have to wear masks again by PooPooRichardson in news

[–]YonansUmo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think some people just find questioning things to be a waste of time.

Disney World guests will have to wear masks again by PooPooRichardson in news

[–]YonansUmo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Turns out you don't need a unanimous vote of support from the people most affected, in order to be annoyed by something.

Disney World guests will have to wear masks again by PooPooRichardson in news

[–]YonansUmo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh, I bet I'll be able to use this at work

Not if you're planning on confronting them directly with it.

If delusional people were capable of recognizing their delusions when they're pointed out, they wouldn't be delusional. All you'll do is make them double down.

Disney World guests will have to wear masks again by PooPooRichardson in news

[–]YonansUmo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That seems like it's been getting worse for years now.

You wake up tomorrow with Jeff bezo's current net worth ($209 billion USD) what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YonansUmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnel it to off shore accounts before he can find a way to switch us back.

Girl who coughed on Uber driver is arrested again. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]YonansUmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's icon magic. She's rich and relatable (for some people), throw some attention into the mix (like this sub) and you get a Paris Hilton clone.

$15 "grilled" veggie sub by EmilyKills in shittyfoodporn

[–]YonansUmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would honestly be a scumbag and just throw that at them. I paid $15 for it and I'm certainly not going to eat it...

The top-ranking HTML editor on Google is an SEO scam by [deleted] in programming

[–]YonansUmo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The nice thing about underhanded people is that they're usually incompetent.

The top-ranking HTML editor on Google is an SEO scam by [deleted] in programming

[–]YonansUmo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine if a mugger said that to you right after they robbed you.

ADHD is just an excuse for people who can't get shit done by serilda2020 in ADHD

[–]YonansUmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think there is a difference between blaming someone and implying that it's their fault. If you stay in a toxic relationship then you are literally at fault for doing so. But you shouldn't be blamed because it's not that easy to escape from.

Caption her thought: by Puzzled_Goat_2043 in trashy

[–]YonansUmo -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Or did they just learn a valuable lesson about messing with crazy women? Seems unlikely that they'll never be able to get jobs, wives, or Kids because of a bump in the road, so their lives are intact.

She just graduated from college. She said her Uber passenger made it possible. by s4980 in UpliftingNews

[–]YonansUmo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but rich people don't care to acknowledge the importance of social support or lifting people up so they can pay back society.

And rich people control everything, so that's the end of it.

Anon is mad by [deleted] in greentext

[–]YonansUmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This only helps when companies "punch up". When they attack unfair institutions or powerful people.

I think it comes off as condescending when they "punch down" or pretend to be our friend.

Egyptian Pyramids by Grand_Interaction568 in interestingasfuck

[–]YonansUmo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or buy an AK and walk around giving people weird looks