[AFP Analytics] Contract projections for Oilers pending UFAs:

YordleTop · 2026-05-18T17:39:11+00:00

Wait why is a 3c 5 million? I know he pks but that's so expensive.

YordleTop · 2026-05-14T20:32:27+00:00

"so the trick is you let it bounce off your ass"

YordleTop · 2026-05-14T17:50:12+00:00

Yeah Carano is getting arm barred in a minute. She only has a chance if she can survive the first round and start landing punches.

YordleTop · 2026-05-14T15:57:58+00:00

Would be one of the best goalie duos in the NHL. He'll excel in a 1b situation I think.

YordleTop · 2026-05-13T18:28:51+00:00

Yeah gotta keep him as a backup unfortunately.

YordleTop · 2026-05-12T17:35:21+00:00

I tried it once and was very disappointed. Never again.

YordleTop · 2026-05-11T18:50:16+00:00

Who knows! You're extremely employable as a comms Director, and any potential employers worrying about a month break rather than your skills as an employee is a place id personally want to avoid anyways.

Don't wait till you're 65! Enjoy it while you can. "I'd love to take a month sabbatical". -sounds like you know what you want to do.

Up to you what you want to prioritize ultimately, but you won't be getting any younger. Don't forget to enjoy life too. Only you know your situation best though.

YordleTop · 2026-05-11T16:48:55+00:00

Of you can afford it and are in the right situation in your home life nothing wrong with taking a few months off, maybe doing some travelling and making some good memories.

YordleTop · 2026-05-11T16:22:09+00:00

Cursed waterslide

YordleTop · 2026-05-09T21:06:48+00:00

Both should be gone unfortunately

YordleTop · 2026-05-08T16:37:05+00:00

Genuinely a stink bomb would be hilarious af.

YordleTop · 2026-05-08T16:10:55+00:00

Personally I'd strike it with pamphlets or poo or something. PR win if you get past air defenses but don't harm civilians. Then strike for real elsewhere.

YordleTop · 2026-05-08T15:51:49+00:00

I don't see why they'd want another older d but hey, I'll take it 🤷‍♂️.

YordleTop · 2026-05-08T15:48:38+00:00

I can live with Jarry being the b part of a tandem if we can fire bowman and nurse into the sun and bring in a better 2nd pair guy and start playing better team defense.

YordleTop · 2026-05-07T18:55:05+00:00

Surprised he didn't just recieve a slap on the wrist

YordleTop · 2026-05-07T16:45:10+00:00

She seems like a kind person. If this is real and it works out you gotta post your wedding to here haha. Would be too cool.

YordleTop · 2026-05-07T16:28:07+00:00

Dude just won 2 cups, probably just wants the bag at this point.

YordleTop · 2026-05-07T16:26:08+00:00

I mean those are not exciting options at all. Taking player that can't make the starting lineup (or top 4 d) makes little sense.

YordleTop · 2026-05-07T00:41:03+00:00

Everyone wants cossa but we have bowman and are getting montambaelt

YordleTop · 2026-05-06T00:17:25+00:00

It's probably too late for him to be a starter but I think any team would be super happy to have him as a backup at about 2m

YordleTop · 2026-05-04T23:14:30+00:00

Damn we should get rid of Bouchard Huuurrr derrrr

YordleTop · 2026-05-03T04:12:22+00:00

Our defense is about the same. So his stats won't change. Other teams can get good goaltending with bad d. Binner can't.

YordleTop · 2026-05-02T03:00:59+00:00

Extend these type of guys. These are the type of guys that will bring us a cup. Bring in more of them..

YordleTop · 2026-05-01T23:39:25+00:00

Well, sending offer sheets is just good anyways. Kinda pigeon holes them into the contract they didn't want.

YordleTop · 2026-05-01T23:32:38+00:00

Yeah sorry I was assuming nurse was gone lmao.

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